11/30/2008

Lookalikes (5)

Metropolis Totally Looks Like C3PO
Obviously: C-3PO was inspired from that robot.

Keira Knightley TotallyLooksLike.com Natalie Portman
Yeah, Keira Knightley played Natalie Portman's decoy, acting as Queen Amidala/Padmé in the Star Wars prelogy.

Iran Totally Looks Like a corn flake
Silly.

Stephane Bern Totally Looks Like Gene Wilder
LOL

John McCain Totally Looks Like an Otter
Brilliant!

John McCain TotallyLooksLike.com Tor Johnson
LMAO

Obama campaign logo TotallyLooksLike.com Pepsi logo
Obviously: we know why people were so addicted to Obama! ;-)

Thomas Paine TotallyLooksLike.com A proboscis monkey
Poor guy!

Josh Hartnett TotallyLooksLike.com Tommy Lee Jones

Bird Hair Man TotallyLooksLike.com Nicholas Cage
And I thought the mullet and the combover to be the worst haircuts ever…

11/28/2008

Kaboom!

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in five seconds…



And the first three films being dealt with (in five seconds as well) by ThatGuyWithTheGlasses:

11/27/2008

"Howard the Duck" reviewed by the Nostalgia Critic!

"A long time ago a young filmmaker named George Lucas helped create a parallel dimension in a galaxy far, far away. It's a strange world, bizarre aliens and unbelievable creatures. A world that the sci-fi community will never, ever, forget. Okay the punchline is Howard the Duck… For all the strange things that George Lucas has done, whether it'd been [EDIT: "it be" instead] bad, unnecessary or… just downright racist, nothing compares to the weird cinematic bomb that he made the strange choice of producing Howard the Duck. And if you think Jar Jar Binks was bad… HE STILL IS."



"He sits around, drinking beer, smoking cigars and reading the latest edition of 'Playduck'. You know, A KIDS MOVIE!"

"There's no way IN HELL that I'm going to beat DUCK TITS WOO-HOO! I mean, what is the point? You are making a kids movie starring a cute little ducky and you start out with duck tits? Are you mad? What kind of creepy pervert thought that up?!?" I mean, this movie is rated PG, right? And this is considered PG material? Are you seriously telling me that showing female breasts is wrong but showing Daisy's knockers isn't gonna cause any psychological damage?!? I think that the people who rated this movie had psychological damage!

"The human world of the eighties!"

"I'm just gonna have this on stand-by, I hope you don't mind."



"Help! I'm getting my ass kicked by poultry!"

"The scientist continues to re-enact scenes from The Exorcist."

'I'm now one of the dark overlords of the universe…'

"And your mother sucks cocks in hell! Blalalallalaa!! On top of that he can also use his mental powers to do horrible insane things like assassinate table condiments!"

"The odd thing is that even after people leave he just keeps blowing shut up. I guess he just has a real hate for condiments and kitchen utensils."

"After the scientist changes into Albert Einstein's heroin-addict cousin…"

"Oh yeah, you will believe a duck can rock. I also believe that a duck can blow! This is the worst thing that George Lucas has made since… anything not… Star Wars or Indiana Jones related. AND EVEN THAT HE SLOWLY TRIED TO DESTROY!"

11/25/2008

Chad Vader's blended lunch

Tom Dickson, who you may remember from his 'blending theories', took part in the YouTube Live event this weekend and helped Chad Vader to

11/24/2008

"He doesn't know fear… he doesn't know anything."

Mr Bean becomes the deadly secret agent…

11/23/2008

The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons

This film, directed by David Fincher and starring Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett, might earn Pitt an Academy Award in 2009… we'll keep an eye on it.

11/22/2008

End of track

Happy Tree friends go to an amusement park:



11/21/2008

"Twice the pride, double the f—"

Anakin doesn't like long talks: he always does his job as swiftly as possible:



"Good job!"

11/20/2008

The Dark Jones

What happens when the audio of the Dark Knight trailer gets mixed up with Indiana Jones shots?

11/19/2008

Alternate movie posters

What happens if someone reads a movie title incorrectly as an anagram? The whole cover changes, too!








11/18/2008

Renaissance paintings

What if famous actors had lived in the 17th century? Being famous they'd probably been portrayed:



David Beckham (see the sources here).




Weird Al Yankovic (see the original images here).

Nicholas Cage (for the source click here).

Definitely not a Renaissance painting, but I found the Photoshop effect extremely brilliant:

Source: Worth1000.com (excellent website, expect to see more gems very soon).

11/17/2008

The Last Jedi

Not very long ago, in a far, far country…



Cruise even becomes a Sith Lord!

11/16/2008

"This is a castle and we have a many tapestries!" (Buttler in "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade")

If you have never understood how William the Conqueror took control over Britain in 1066, maybe the following video is for you. My Old and Middle English teacher, Mrs A. Auer, showed us an animated version of the Bayeux Tapestry — with funny sound effects as well.



(By the way, an episode 17 of the nineteenth season of The Simpsons parodied the tapestry as well.)

11/15/2008

"Allez Albert !"

Former Prime Minister Jean-Luc Dehaene make comments during King Albert II's Christmas speech… (Of course an idea of Mark Uytterhoeven for Alles komt terug!)

11/13/2008

Mario: a good Samaritan?

Apparently not:

11/12/2008

I wanna (Le)go to the toilet

If folding and cutting toilet paper is a difficult task, maybe you'll be interested in this Lego creation:



I also like the robot to flush the toilet.

11/11/2008

I'm a Gates… and I'm a Seinfeld

Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld to challenge "I'm a Mac… and I'm a PC" ads?



Here's the first commercial featuring Gates and Seinfeld:



(Note the picture on Bill's discount card!)

Here's another one, featuring the long version:



Of course it didn't take much time for Apple "I'm a Mac… and I'm a PC", mocking the fact that Microsoft spends $300 million on an advertising campaign instead of fixing Vista bugs… (*tuttering*)



Bill Gates' giving a speech to a Harvard class.
Bill Gates' giving a speech to a Harvard class. (From Uncyclopedia.)




11/10/2008

"Provençaalse kip"

Here's a funny parody of Lekker thuis, a cooking programme broadcast on the Flemish channel VTM and hosted by Piet Huysentruyt (a West-Fleming). This parody was a sketch for 'Chris en Co'.

11/09/2008

The human calculator

This German guy can calculate "at light speed"!





THAT's what I call being good at something.

11/08/2008

Lookalikes (4)

Leonardo DaVinci Totally Looks Like Davy Jones

John C Calihoun, x-men, Beast

Morticia Addams, the adamms family, Cher

Harry Potter, jk rowling, composer, Dimitri Shostakovich

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn TotallyLooksLike.com Albus Dumbledore

Henry Winkler, fonz, happy days, Andrew Jackson

Similarly:
John Kerry Totally Looks Like Andrew Jackson

Earl, jason lee, my name is earl, the killers, Ronnie Vannucci
I love this series!

Clint Eastwood, Wolverine, x-men, Hugh Jackman
Hey, someone just had the same idea as me!

Brooke Shields Totally Looks Like Rachel Weisz

Shawn Johnson Totally Looks Like Fievel
Haha, I loved Fievel's cartoons.

John McCain Totally Looks Like Doctor Evil

Dick Cheney Totally Looks Like The Penguin

Amy Winehouse TotallyLooksLike.com Evil Monster
(This is the gargoyle from Ghostbusters.)

A mountain near Guilin, China Totally Looks Like Jacques Chirac
Brilliant finding!

Jefferey Tambor TotallyLooksLike.com Dr Phil
I'm not the only one thinking that.

Pope Benedict XVI TotallyLooksLike.com Uncle Fester
So, Darth Ratzi is the lookalike of both Uncle Fester and Palpatine?

11/07/2008

"Negen voor de professor"… (bis)

Three weeks ago I had to write an essay about multiculturalism in the Netherlands: has the country fully integrated immigrants, and have immigrants truly integrated the Netherlands? I think I gave an answer in the following essay. I didn't change anything except for punctuation.
Dutch Present-Day Society: home assignment

The Netherlands: A Multicultural Society?


Tolerance, in the sense of ‘peaceful coexistence’, often characterizes the Netherlands and automatically dubs it as ‘multicultural’. However, for some scholars that very idea is incorrect. Bax was among the firsts who noticed some failures of the (supposedly) multicultural society in which an underclass took shape with overrepresentation of migrants (1995: 21, 27). Besides, Paul Scheffer’s article gave momentum to the discussion about those failures, and so did the 9/11 attacks as well as Pim Fortuyn and his assassination (Bendrif & Haney [B&H] 2006: 3). Minorities-related problems were rarely debated due to a culture of tolerance (i.e. indifference). All this further hindered the migrants’ integration and alienated them from society, possibly leading to social unrest (Scheffer 2000: 9). In this essay I discuss how the Dutch society has failed in its multicultural orientation, but also show that, although the situation is far from being idyllic for the immigrants, positive developments are observed.

First, let us draw a terminological frame: what does ‘multiculturalism’ entail? Originally the authorities had a goal of peaceful coexistence of communities in mind. However, that is just the narrow sense of a multicultural society, namely a ‘multi-ethnic society’, i.e. ‘a society which encompasses different minority groups who are the result of individual and familial immigration, and distinguished by cultural differences related to language and national origin’ (Spiecker & Steutel [S&S] 2001: 296). True multiculturalism is actually about interacting, participating in and contributing to society, all that on the basis of equality for everyone and their right to follow own religious practices, as long as the latter do not interfere with the core values and laws of that society.

Second, let us have a look at the history of post-War migration in the Netherlands to see why so many ethnicities are present. A first factor was the establishment, but especially the decline of the Dutch colonial empire in the so-called West and East Indies: many people from the former colonies came to the Netherlands and assimilated to the population, like Indonesians (Shetter 2002: 151-155). A second factor, definitely more crucial, was the Dutch policy in the 1950s and 1960s consisting in ‘importing’ people mostly from Morocco and Turkey as ‘guest workers’ temporarily providing work force in the time of economic growth. However, when recession occurred the guest workers stayed since they were well settled in the Netherlands and benefited from the Dutch social care system (Shetter 2002: 156; Bax 1995: 13). Later, several other smaller groups immigrated to the Netherlands, such as Chinese and Pakistanis. A last (and recent) factor is political migration: as of the mid-1980s lots of people have sought asylum in the Netherlands; most of their applications are rejected, but the people stay as illegal immigrants, though (Besamusca 2008). According to the Central Bureau of Statistics, some 1.7 million migrants would live in the Netherlands today.

The Dutch society adopted bills to deal with minorities, supplying them with a status, rights and duties. Throughout the years the government policy concerning migrants changed from ‘indifference’ to ‘integration’. In the 1970s the Netherlands did not want to become home to migrants, which is why guest workers were helped maintain their home culture (Bax 1995: 13). The 1983 Minorities Policy strove for formal integration so as to allow for a permanent stay while preserving the home culture (B&H 2006: 2). The Integration Act of 1994 shifted the emphasis to the Dutch culture in order to enable migrants to fully participate in society (Besamusca 2008). Under the influence of Pim Fortuyn’s success (Driessen & Merry 2006: 214), more right-wing ideas recently resulted in laws expecting migrants to have a standard knowledge of Dutch language and culture (Dagevos & Gijsberts [D&G] 2007: 4). In the following paragraphs I discuss the formal (work, housing, education) and informal (cultural) aspects of integration.

The position of migrants on the job market is far from ideal. As mentioned above, Turk and Moroccan guest workers and their families became permanent residents. Economic recession, structural unemployment and marginalization of certain kinds of low-skilled labor contributed to the formation of an underclass with a ‘strong ethnic component’, meaning that socio-economic cleavages coincide with ethnic or cultural differences, hence discrimination (Bax 1995: 21-22, 27; Scheffer 2000: 1). The unemployment rate among migrants is higher than the Dutch average, especially among the young (S&S 2001: 299). Roelandt established that there is a ‘partial intergenerational reproduction of social inequality’ (1993: 263). The situation has improved, though: unemployment rates are ‘substantially lower’ among ethnic minorities than about ten years ago, which might be related to them starting businesses. Only better education and command of Dutch will improve the situation (D&G 2007: 6-7).

As far as housing is concerned an important fact is that the vast majority of migrants live in the Randstad, an area regrouping the four major Dutch cities. This reduces the chances of contact with the indigenous population. However, a ‘suburbanisation’ process takes place, with migrants moving to the suburbs. Migrants concentrate in cheaper ‘black’ neighborhoods where they feel less safe and complain about nuisance, although people living in new-build developments are more satisfied. Interaction will enhance contacts, hence quality of * (D&G 2007: 7-9).

As to education, dropout rates are much higher among minorities who also show lower levels of schooling, notably in the command of Dutch (S&S 2001: 299). Scheffer considers that resources should be spent on the perfect acquisition of the Dutch language instead of promoting ‘education in one’s own language and culture’ (2000: 7). Bax (1995: 26) argues that not only socio-economic discrimination but also language problems and a low level of education are factors contributing to the ethnic underclass formation. However, some report that the education level of migrants is slowly improving and the language gap is reducing, which allows more ethnic students to participate in society, including higher education (D&G 2007: 4-6). All that should increase opportunities to integrate in society and allow for more liberal conceptions of Islam (Entzinger, Phalet & Van Lotringen [EPVL] 2000: 3), even though Islamic schools (Driessen & Merry 2006: 212).

Culture as the informal aspect of integration is undoubtedly most at stake to find a place in society. Let us first discuss culture in general, and then particular issues regarding religion (being a component of culture). As Scheffer (2000: 3) points out that many thought ethnic minorities would go through a process of pillarization in order to emancipate and integrate the Dutch society. However, due to the lack of elites and of cohesion within the immigrants this proved unsuccessful. Spiecker & Steutel (2003: 301) argue that re-pillarizing the Dutch society in order to accommodate immigrants is not only unfeasible, but if most of the migrants could gathered to form a Muslim pillar, then it would be ‘incompatible with the demands of liberal civic education’. Apart from that, the absence of a definition for ‘Dutch culture’ is problematic: with no common background in history, language and legal culture, autochtonen and allochtonen just coexist but do not interact since they do not ‘share the same roof’ (Scheffer 2000: 5-6; S&S 2001: 296-297; B&F 2006: 2). Hence the importance of getting acquainted with Dutch language and culture, and especially abide by its societal and legal rules.

However, some migrant groups, most often tied by the Islamic religion, have shown reluctance to basic legal rights** like the separation of church and state, and to the equality principle between men and women (Scheffer 2000: 7) and brought with them other Islamic conceptions about marriage, family life and sexuality, for instance. Some argue that some cultural aspects of Islamic identity should be given up in order to diminish these inconsistencies between Islamic and Dutch culture, especially so as to maintain the fundamental idea of everyone being equal in this liberal democracy (S&S 2003: 297-301). The Dutch authorities adapted laws to pragmatically frame some Muslim practices like circumcision, all this stemming from the tradition of religious freedom and of equal treatment for all religious groups, as long as the practices do not ‘conflict with other constitutional rights and obligations’ (Landman 2001: 1,9). Nowadays the issue focuses on the disadvantaged position of Muslim women as to education, work and language due to traditional religious views (D&G 2007: 9). The headscarf symbolizes that oppression of women***, but this religious choice is unreasonably politicized to point at other Islam-related issues and to condemn its ‘backwardness’ and especially its difference (B&H 2006: 4-5, 7). Finally, a more individualized and pluralistic interpretation of Islam develops, especially among the higher educated (EPVL 2000: 1).

All in all, multiculturalism in Dutch society (as defined earlier) has shown some failures. Indeed, as Shetter writes: ‘Ethnic minorities entered a society that was not prepared to become multi-cultural and multi-racial at quite the pace that events have required of it’ (2002: 157). Insufficient political attention to the migrants, thinking they would adapt smoothly while preserving their identity, triggered problems like criminality, lack of participation in society and conflicts opposing ethnic cultures to the rather liberal Dutch culture (S&S 2001: 297-298). While ‘equality’ and ‘tolerance’ famously characterized the Netherlands, negative feelings about migrants and discrimination appeared (D&G 2007: 10), bearing the germs of a potential radicalization of minorities if stuck in the economic underclass (Bax 1995: 28, S&S 2001: 298). Pointing at the problems contributed to start debating migrants-related issues and to adjust policies. Improvements are slowly but surely taking place, for instance on the job market, education level and Dutch proficiency; integration takes time, certainly more than a single generation (D&G 2007: 1, 4-6). Some successful examples are worth mentioning: the second generation of Antilleans (D&G 2007: 3), Ahmed Aboutaleb, recently elected mayor of Rotterdam (Wanders 2008), and Ayaan Hirsi Ali, who chose enlightened thinking to give an insider’s critical look at Islamic cultural practices and works to improve women’s situation by calling them to emancipate from oppression (Caldwell 2005: 6-7; Hirsi Ali 2008). The cultural side of integration is most essential (Scheffer 2000: 4) but also very difficult to apply, but with time and especially education it will lead to more interactions between migrants and the Dutch, as well as a full assimilation in the long term (EPVL 2000: 3). Mutual understanding, respect, acceptance and cooperation will make of the Netherlands a truly multicultural society in a near future.

Sources

• BAX, E.H. (1995). Cleavage in Dutch Society: Changing Patterns of Social and Economic Discrimination. Paper presented at the Conference on Political, Economic and Social Racism, Thessaloniki, Macedonia, Greece, May 14-18, 1995, pp. 1-12.
• BENDRIF, A. & M. HANEY. The politicization of the headscarf in the Netherlands. Downloaded on [http://www.mijknsluierenik.nl/essaybendrif.html] on 30 March 2006.
• BESAMUSCA, E. (2008). A Multicultural Society? Dutch Present-Day Society lecture, Utrecht, Netherlands, 10 October 2008.
• DAGEVOS, J. & M. GIJSBERTS (ed.) (2007). SCP Integration Report 2007. Summary.
• DRIESSEN, G. & M.S. MERRY (2006). ‘Islamic schools in the Netherlands: expansion or marginalization?’ In Interchange, vol. 37, n°3 (2006), pp. 201-223.
• ENTZINGER, H., PHALET, K. & C. VAN LOTRINGEN (2000). ‘Summary of the report Islam in the multicultural society: The view of young people in Rotterdam’. Utrecht/Rotterdam.
• HIRSI ALI, A. (2008). Blind faiths. Downloaded on [http://www.aei.org] on 10 September 2008.
• LANDMAN, N. (2001). Dutch responses to Muslim religious practices. Utrecht. Dowloaded on [http://euro-islam.info/pages/landmandutch.html].
• ROELANDT, T.J.A. (1994). ‘Verscheidenheid in ongelijkheid. Een studie naar ethnische stratificatie en onderklasse-vorming in de Nederlandse samenleving’. In BAX, E.H. (1995). Cleavage in Dutch Society: Changing Patterns of Social and Economic Discrimination. Paper presented at the Conference on Political, Economic and Social Racism, Thessaloniki, Macedonia, Greece, May 14-18, 1995, pp. 1-12.
• SCHEFFER, P. (2000). ‘The Multicultural Drama’. In: NRC Handelsblad, 29 January 2000.
• SHETTER, W.J. (2002). The Netherlands in Perspective. Utrecht. Chapter 15, pp. 151-161.
• SPIECKER, B. & J. STEUTEL (2001). ‘Multiculturalism, pillarisation and liberal civic education in the Netherlands’. In: International Journal of Educational Research, n°35 (2001), pp. 292-304.
• WANDERS, J. (2008). Aboutaleb burgemeester Rotterdam. NRC Handelsblad, 17 October 2008. Downloaded from [http://www.nrc.nl/binnenland/article2027934.ece] on 20 October 2008.

* ? --> A word was missing; I guess it was 'living', simply.
** principles
*** at least, to many westerners

--> Final comment by Mrs Besamusca: "Well argued, presenting a broad range of evidence in different domains to support the argumentation"

Result: 9
My critical view: I didn't have much time to re-read all the articles addressing the issue of multiculturalism, and I focused on several articles more than others. Besides, I didn't pay a lot of attention to the wording, which explains why the abundance of passive forms… Moreover, paragraphs are of unequal length and I don't think that the use of tenses is any good, for I use present forms, then past, then present, etc. Okay, the goal was not to write perfectly but to make a well-argued statement… Anyway, a nine is nothing to sneeze at.

11/06/2008

"Some say…"

… and all we know is: he's called The Stig:





"… if he felt like it, he could fire Alan Sugar…"

"… for some reason he's allergic to the Dutch…"

11/05/2008

Change? We'll see

How not to mention on this day the historical victory of Barack Obama, president-elect of the United States of America. I would have voted for him, had I been an American citizen — which luckily I'm not. It's not up to me to comment on US politics but I think Obama can bring some changes in his country's international image, starting with global warming. As of January he'll be the most important political figure in the world, being the president of a beautiful country inhabited by morons. For the results I refer you to Wikipedia and their very nice entry. Let's watch his speech he gave in Chicago:



The most important victory is that we've got rid of McCain's combover!

11/04/2008

(S)laughter

Indy should know that a plane's rotating helix can be dangerous:

11/03/2008

Death Notice (4): Michel Modo

Today let's devote some time to commemorate an actor whose name is probably unknown to most of you, although I'm sure you did see him in a movie. Michel Modo passed away on 25 September 2008 in a great indifference from the media — I even heard about his death just a couple of days ago, as I was on my way to Belgium, my mum telling me about news I could perhaps not heard of. Michel Modo was a comedian who formed a duo with (the late) Guy Grosso to become "Grosso & Modo"… Louis de Funès noticed them and gave them roles in the Le Gendarme… series from 1964 to 1982; they played Tricard and Berlicot. Michel Modo notably starred in On a retrouvé la Septième Compagnie as a German soldier ordering Tassin (Henri Guibet) and Pitivier (the late Jean Lefebvre) to "rester groupir":



He played another German soldier in La Grande Vadrouille (definitely one of my personal favourites as it comes to French films), this time having a squint:



(Michel Modo appears at 7:30 in this video.)

For a more exhaustive filmography, I refer you to the Wikipedia entry.

But for me his death leaves a big mark on French dubbing, for he lent his voice for the French version of films such as Who Framed Roger Rabbit (voice of R.K. Maroon, played by Alan Tilvern), Bean (dubbing George Grierson, played by Harris Yulin) as well as The Simpsons. Indeed, he was in charge of giving life to many a character, among whom: Seymour Skinner, Charles Montgomery Burns, Krusty, Clancy Wiggum, Dr. Hibbert, Marvin Monroe, Kent Brockman, Joe Quimby, Slideshow Mel and Slideshow Bob.

As Halloween was just a couple of days ago I found it appropriate to show you a "Treehouse of Horror": Treehouse of Horror XVIII:


As Michel Modo died, season 19 was in the process of being dubbed, so he was replaced in the five last episodes by Gérald Rinaldi, another renown voice actor — he notably lent his voice to the dino guard that gets eaten by raptors in Jurassic Park, Tim Curry in Home Alone 2, Jeroen Krabbé in The Fugitive and Mercredi in Robinson Sucroë… (And he was part of Les Charlots, famous for the song "Merci patron !" among others.) Michel Modo gave a very unique voice to the aforementioned characters, something that makes me love the French version — although I'm fond of the original version as well.

In order for you to make an opinion about Krusty and other's new voices, please watch Apocalypse Cow (or 'Tragédie bovine', (unproper) French title), from Series 19, episode 15.



11/02/2008

Another parrot sketch

Here's a parrot sketch featuring Rowan Atkinson, from the Not the Nine O'Clock News show:



Note that the headmaster is played by Mel Smith, who, incidentally, directed Bean.