What Tarkin should have done…

"Short but pointless." (Egon Spengler)

The DeLorean is safe!

It's been a long time since I've spotted a good alternate ending to Back to the Future Part III, so here we go:

Yoda saves the day

Robocop helps his old green friend Yoda to take care of a villain:

Shawshank Redemption: alternate ending

"Mission: Impossible" alternate endings

First movie:



(This ending is more plausible than the actual ending!)

Second movie:



Ace Ventura spoiled the cliffhanger…


Third movie:

"Leon": alternate ending

Luc Besson's Léon (or The Professional) is crossed over with Swordfish.

Christmas Week: Home Alone alternate endings

I felt it very appropriate to show you some good alternate endings for Home Alone and Home Alone 2, given this is Christmas Week.

Kevin is stronger than he thought:



And he's a killer!



He gets his ass kicked:



And of course, Casey Jones saves the day:

Indiana Jones IV: alternate endings

Indy isn't very lucky:

"Twice the pride, double the f—"

Anakin doesn't like long talks: he always does his job as swiftly as possible:



"Good job!"

(S)laughter

Indy should know that a plane's rotating helix can be dangerous:

A fallen hero

Luke Skywalker doesn't want to join Darth Vader to rule and conquer the galaxy, so he chooses to commit suicide…

Iron Man has a small technical problem

Same thing: Iron Man should make sure he's landing on something stable:

"Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!"

Even James Bond should know he shouldn't mess with one of Chuck Norris's best friends: John McClane…

It's a gastastrophe!

Really stupid alternate ending, as usual… This time featuring Jean-Claude Van Damme from Universal Soldier…



Please note that JCVD is included in the list of "Bad motherfuckers" on Uncyclopedia, along with stars such as: Bruce Lee, Bruce Willis, Charles Bronson, Chow Yun-Fat, Dirty Harry, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Red Forman, Renaldo Lapuz, Samuel L. Jackson, Shaft, Steven Seagal, Ving Rhames and Wesley Snipes

Weird Al—ternate endings

I recently came across a whole bunch of Star Wars alternate endings by mjscarface, and I tell you: they're really worth watching.

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones




Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

Luke gets pissed off pretty fast:



Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

The Emperor is not pleased with Vader's lack of progress in searching for the Millennium Falcon…



They should have listened to C-3PO… He's always right…



Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

"So uncivilized…"

Let's get back to the basics: editing Star Wars clips so as to make the movie end (a lot) differently. This time, General Grievous terminates Obi-Wan Kenobi — thanks to the legendary Casey Jones:

Much ado about nothing

How to make Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy A LOT shorter:



"Well that was incredibly easy!"
"Yes it was."
"Can you imagine what it would have been like if we had walked the entire way?"
"Don't be silly!"
"One of us might have died!"
"Hahahahahaha!"

Let's end those movies earlier

I found several alternate endings to some Star Wars movies, and I thought you wouldn't give a damn about them, but I'm still posting them:

Alternate ending to Episode IV:



"This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blast—…"

Padmé falls into the Sarlacc pitt, and Super Count Dooku beats the shit out of Obi-Wan, Anakin and Yoda! (Alternate ending to Episode II)



Episode V becomes a lot shorter:

Batman saves the day

What if Batman decided to join the Rebel forces to blow up the Death Star?



The best bit is, according to me, when Vatman (the Val Kilmer version of the hero) saves the day, and then gets shot! Good riddance!

Never blast a door

Luke really fucked up this time: