Showing posts with label Darth Ratzi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Darth Ratzi. Show all posts

11/08/2008

Lookalikes (4)

Leonardo DaVinci Totally Looks Like Davy Jones

John C Calihoun, x-men, Beast

Morticia Addams, the adamms family, Cher

Harry Potter, jk rowling, composer, Dimitri Shostakovich

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn TotallyLooksLike.com Albus Dumbledore

Henry Winkler, fonz, happy days, Andrew Jackson

Similarly:
John Kerry Totally Looks Like Andrew Jackson

Earl, jason lee, my name is earl, the killers, Ronnie Vannucci
I love this series!

Clint Eastwood, Wolverine, x-men, Hugh Jackman
Hey, someone just had the same idea as me!

Brooke Shields Totally Looks Like Rachel Weisz

Shawn Johnson Totally Looks Like Fievel
Haha, I loved Fievel's cartoons.

John McCain Totally Looks Like Doctor Evil

Dick Cheney Totally Looks Like The Penguin

Amy Winehouse TotallyLooksLike.com Evil Monster
(This is the gargoyle from Ghostbusters.)

A mountain near Guilin, China Totally Looks Like Jacques Chirac
Brilliant finding!

Jefferey Tambor TotallyLooksLike.com Dr Phil
I'm not the only one thinking that.

Pope Benedict XVI TotallyLooksLike.com Uncle Fester
So, Darth Ratzi is the lookalike of both Uncle Fester and Palpatine?

10/13/2008

Lookalikes (3)

Our lookalikes tour continues! Let's start with some stars bearing an uncanny resemblance with dictators:

sean connery, james bond, ruhollah khomeini, ayatollah, iran
Brilliant.

pierce brosnan, saddam hussein

ringo starr, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the beatles

vladimir putin, dobby
Yet another (quasi) dictator…

cynthia nixon, bib fortuna
Scary!

brigitte bardot, aughra
Take that, ugly old fascist!

jack nicholson, cat

Jan Peter Balkenende, harry potter, jk rowling
Actually, it was (our "extremely diplomatic" minister) Karel De Gucht who suggested that first…

Dr. Richard Dawkins TotallyLooksLike.com Emma Watson
Perfect!

Rupert Grint, Harry Potter, Sir David Wilkie
"Wicked!" (as Ron said in Harry Potter)

Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero TotallyLooksLike.com Mr. Bean
Always posing for the photographs…

archbishop of canterbury, rowan williams, animal, the muppets
ROFLOL

wall-e, johnny 5, short circuit
Wall-E really plagiarised our beloved Johnny Five!

madeline albright, the penguin, batman, the dark knight
Bravo!

donald trump, the apprentice, alf
Now I truly realise why I found Alf so weird: he had a combover just like Donald Trump!

amy winehouse, wino, rehab, trains, wrecks
Obvious.

The US Economy, A train wreck
A very topical lookalike indeed.

Stanley Kubrick, clockwork orange, Salman Rushdie
Haha!

John C. Calhoun, Sam the Eagle, the muppets

And because I'm never tired of telling you that pope Darth Ratzi is evil:

Pope Benedict 16 TotallyLooksLike.com Dark Lord of the Sith
The Pope is the monarch of the kingdom of Vatican (which is essentially his palace and his backyard) and over the minds of his horde of catholic followers, who are gullible enough to put a old senile pensioner on the throne.

Becoming pope

In 1939, Ben was in the Nazi German SS. And so, one day, while walking through the Warsaw, suddenly a filthy Polish beggar grabbed his leg begging for some money. Benny naturally pulled out his Walther to do some point-blank target practice, but suddenly heard a voice from the sky: "Don't kill this beggar!” Ignoring the voice, he aimed again, but the voice repeated: "Don't kill this beggar!" Annoyed, he aimed again and this time the voice said: "Don't kill this beggar - he will be a Pope one day". This time Benny did some thinking and finally returned the pistol to the belt grumbling - "OK, but only if I am to be the pope after him.”

10/02/2008

Lookalikes (2)

Just another series of uncanny resemblances…

iggy pop, arseface

john tyler, grandmoff tarkin, star wars
Unbelievable!

matt damon, ned flanders, the simpsons

michael jackson, egypt, egyptian statue
What a coincidence!

clark kent, superman
No wayyyyyy!

tom selleck, red baron
So the Red Baron is still alive…

pope benedict xvi, darth sidious
"I bloody told you so!"

joe lieberman, senator palpatine, star wars
Just a bit…

fred thompson, vigo the carpathian, ghostbusters 2
Unbelievable! Exactly what I thought! Wilhelm von Homburg, the guy who played the evil Vigo in Ghostbusters II always made me think of Fred Thompson, another actor/politician.

Britney Spears, Mr. Freeze, Arnold Schwarzenegger
What a disgrace! (for both, I mean)

George W. Bush, Chimpanzee
Already mentioned as well.


This is definitely the best lookalike ever.

3/25/2008

From the balcony

A guy found another interesting parallel between Star Wars and real life. Watch this scene from the end of Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones:



Real-life events (with a bit of editing, but still):



I told you there was something fishy with this guy!

2/16/2008

Pics' art

Today, let me show you a series of silly photographs I found on the Internet. Let's start — for a change — with those I found on Uncyclopedia:

Close Encounters of the Third Reich:


Who can deny that Man is descended from apes?


Strange coincidence, isn't it?

This is a clever boy!


See, I told you he was evil!

This would have ruined his authority, back then:


Some of you are familiar with these signs, seen in the periphery of Brussels:

(Source: Brio.)

"How did you get up there?"
"I fell!"



This one is probably a fake one, though:


Brilliant:

"Are you having a laugh?"

This is evidence that birds cannot read (or, at least, interpret symbols):


And dogs as well.