10/31/2008

Six Feet Under

Happy Halloween! How to celebrate that better than watching an episode of Happy Tree Friends?





The fact that he uses a lawnmower to get rid of the zombies is definitely a reference to Peter Jackson's Braindead lawnmower scene.

10/30/2008

A fallen hero

Luke Skywalker doesn't want to join Darth Vader to rule and conquer the galaxy, so he chooses to commit suicide…

10/28/2008

Scarface in 5 seconds

The title says it all!



PS. This five-second movie wasn't made by thatguywiththeglasses; he decided to stop making them so that he doesn't stretch his concept too much, but gives the opportunity to others to make their own.

10/27/2008

HPHBP

A new trailer for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince has been released:



Although the trailer announces "THIS YEAR", the movie is to be released on 17 July 2009.

10/26/2008

Eat my shorts—circuit

Some useless Lego creations, but definitely great inventions and engineering achievements:







A genius also recreated a fully operational Johnny 5 like in Short Circuit!



Amazing!

Bonus: a scene from Short Circuit in French (just to show you a piano-playing robot):

10/25/2008

Chuck Norris in French

I just wanted to show you some of the best (witty?) quotes by Chuck Norris and introduce you to the great work of Bernard Tiphaine to dub him in the French version:



Epic. Note that Little John is dubbed by Pierre Hatet, (un)known for dubbing Christopher Lloyd among others.





No line in the following excerpt, but this is just to show you how to open the door safely:

10/24/2008

50 impersonations in 50 seconds

Only thatguywiththeglasses could be crazy enough to do that:



Keaton: "I'm Batman"
Clooney: "I'm Batman"
Maguire: "I'm Spiderman"
Bloom: "I'm boring"

T: "Foo!"

You: "SHUT UP!"


Brilliant.

10/23/2008

W.

On 17 Octover Oliver Stone released W., a film (a biopic, more precisely) about George W. Bush — it sounds great, please watch the trailers!



10/22/2008

Nostalgic moments…

… who knows this series called "Mission Top Secret"? Plot:
"2-year-old Jemma accidentally taps into a disused telecommunications satellite and finds she has audio-visual contact with other computers worldwide. With the help of electronics inventor, Sir Joshua Cranberry, she forms the Centauri Network, a worldwide crime fighting organisation of children who use their network to outwit a master villain, Neville Savage."
Opening credits of the first season:



These were the German credits; the French-dubbed version had a silly tune:



Season 2 credits:



I remembered this one more precisely than the first, especially that image of the villain, Neville Savage (Shane Briant) with the Crown on his head. I also remember his characteristic French voice, namely that of Bernard Tiphaine (who most famously dubbed Bender in Futurama or the Fox River State Penitentiary warden in Prison Break).

10/21/2008

Don't mess with the Donnie, even if you're Darth Vader:



"I like your style."

"Bad grooming habits? What's on HIS head? A squirrel?" -> Brilliant

10/20/2008

"Aliens have all the fun"

Check out this brilliant Simpsons commercial for Burger King — or the opposite, you choose.

10/19/2008

Next generation computers

On 14 October 2008 Steve Jobs held a keynote presentation about Apple Inc.'s brand-new laptops: the new MacBook, MacBook Air and MacBook Pro. I definitely have to get my hands on one asap.

Part I: The state of the Mac: Apple gains momentum!



(Talking about achievements)
"The next stuff is something we didn't do: Vista."

At 9:33 --> I'd like to see that once in my life!



Part II: Some new ways to build notebooks





Part III: New graphics and new trackpads for notebooks and introducing the new MacBook Pro



Brilliant stuff! The graphics are awesome (yeah, the word applies this time) and the trackpad is revolutionary. And LED display — "just gorgeous!"

"This is a 'tour de force' on engineering."



Part IV: the two MacBook Pro models, and the new MacBook Air, enhanced with the new graphics, bigger hard drives



"The things we're proud of, are the things we left out." --> This is what I like with the Apple philosophy: let's get rid of silly PC ways like "Click on 'Start' to shut down".


Part V: 24" LED cinema display, continuation of the 'MacBook white'



The unibody aluminum enclosure is definitely what I really was looking forward to. I'm just not surprised the batteries don't last longer than 5 hours; my iBook G4 can run for 4 to 4,5 hours. Of course, PCs are no match: I always laugh when I see PC users who always RELY on the presence of a plug in the room so as to make the PC run.



Part VI: Summary and promotional video



Conclusion: fantastic.

10/18/2008

SuperEnvelope: the world's biggest envelope

Dell's response to the launch of Apple's MacBook Air.



Made on a Mac, of course! Long live !

Tomorrow I'll talk about the new MacBooks, so stay tuned.

10/17/2008

10/16/2008

Racers

What happens if you give two real size radio-controlled cars to two kids—who incidentally happen to be named Hammond and May? Well, something like in the video above; after that, Clarkson shows them a car that can take off:



"There she goes! Will she clear the carav…? No."

10/15/2008

Iron Man has a small technical problem



Same thing: Iron Man should make sure he's landing on something stable:

10/13/2008

Lookalikes (3)

Our lookalikes tour continues! Let's start with some stars bearing an uncanny resemblance with dictators:

sean connery, james bond, ruhollah khomeini, ayatollah, iran
Brilliant.

pierce brosnan, saddam hussein

ringo starr, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the beatles

vladimir putin, dobby
Yet another (quasi) dictator…

cynthia nixon, bib fortuna
Scary!

brigitte bardot, aughra
Take that, ugly old fascist!

jack nicholson, cat

Jan Peter Balkenende, harry potter, jk rowling
Actually, it was (our "extremely diplomatic" minister) Karel De Gucht who suggested that first…

Dr. Richard Dawkins TotallyLooksLike.com Emma Watson
Perfect!

Rupert Grint, Harry Potter, Sir David Wilkie
"Wicked!" (as Ron said in Harry Potter)

Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero TotallyLooksLike.com Mr. Bean
Always posing for the photographs…

archbishop of canterbury, rowan williams, animal, the muppets
ROFLOL

wall-e, johnny 5, short circuit
Wall-E really plagiarised our beloved Johnny Five!

madeline albright, the penguin, batman, the dark knight
Bravo!

donald trump, the apprentice, alf
Now I truly realise why I found Alf so weird: he had a combover just like Donald Trump!

amy winehouse, wino, rehab, trains, wrecks
Obvious.

The US Economy, A train wreck
A very topical lookalike indeed.

Stanley Kubrick, clockwork orange, Salman Rushdie
Haha!

John C. Calhoun, Sam the Eagle, the muppets

And because I'm never tired of telling you that pope Darth Ratzi is evil:

Pope Benedict 16 TotallyLooksLike.com Dark Lord of the Sith
The Pope is the monarch of the kingdom of Vatican (which is essentially his palace and his backyard) and over the minds of his horde of catholic followers, who are gullible enough to put a old senile pensioner on the throne.

Becoming pope

In 1939, Ben was in the Nazi German SS. And so, one day, while walking through the Warsaw, suddenly a filthy Polish beggar grabbed his leg begging for some money. Benny naturally pulled out his Walther to do some point-blank target practice, but suddenly heard a voice from the sky: "Don't kill this beggar!” Ignoring the voice, he aimed again, but the voice repeated: "Don't kill this beggar!" Annoyed, he aimed again and this time the voice said: "Don't kill this beggar - he will be a Pope one day". This time Benny did some thinking and finally returned the pistol to the belt grumbling - "OK, but only if I am to be the pope after him.”

10/12/2008

Little Britain USA

As you may already know I like Little Britain, a Britcom making fun of all social groups in Britain through characters played by Matt Lucas and David Walliams. A spin-off of the series, set this time in the USA, has been made: Little Britain USA. Check out the US trailer:



And the British trailer, featuring Tom Baker's voice:



As we can see, some of our best loved characters return, like Vicky "the Chav" Pollard:



Daffyd Thomas (aka "the only gay in the village"):



Andy and Lou!


"Nah, I bet people piss in it!"
New characters are also introduced, such as Mark and Tom, the gym buddies…



Bing Gordon, a self-important astronaut who "walked on the Moon":



Another absurdist character, Phyllis and Mr. Doggy:

10/11/2008

"Negen voor de professor"…

As you already know, I'm taking a course on the Dutch present-day society. Each week we discuss a particular theme, ranging from 'monarchy' to 'tolerance' to 'immigration' to 'drugs policy', etc. We have to read a (quite considerable) amount of articles by scholars and prepare questions and so on. Last week we had to hand in an essay on pillarization in the Netherlands and I decided to feature it here because now I got feedback about it. I give you the original version, except that I added missing spaces three times.
Dutch Present-Day Society: second assignment

Pillarization and depillarization in the Netherlands


A key concept in the development of the Dutch society in the 20th century is the so-called ‘pillarization’ (or ‘verzuiling’ in Dutch), i.e. a ‘phenomenon of social and political organization around an ideology within the nation state’ (Bax 1995: 7). However, this system gradually declined, leading to ‘depillarization’ from the end of the 1970s onwards, although some of its effects are still visible, e.g. in the education system (Besamusca 2008). In order to get a better insight of the Dutch present-day society we will notably discuss the phenomenon (its development and the various scholarly approaches), and evaluate its positive and negative aspects.
Lijphart made one of the earliest attempts to show evidence of that phenomenon. He describes pillars as ‘subcultural social groups’ based on religious affiliation and/or ideology (Catholics, Calvinists or seculars, the latter consisting of Socialists and Liberals) (Lijphart 1968: 16-17). Each pillar (or ‘bloc’) had its own political parties, interest groups, as well as infrastructures in domains such as the media, health care and leisure and education, among others (Bardoel 2003: 81). Moreover, each of these organized social subcultures interfered in numerous aspects of people’s lives, the Catholic pillar having the most comprehensive infrastructure (Andeweg & Irwin 2002: 23). Moreover, these structures aim for ‘autarchy or self-sufficiency’ and thus they integrate people on a vertical basis, rather than horizontally as social classes do (Dobbelaere 2000: 181-182). Bax (1995: 8) also argued that all this was made possible for each pillar thanks to a shared ideology to compete but also cooperate with other groups, thanks to the mediation of the elites.
The exact number of pillars is subject to much discussion. Lijphart identifies different numbers of blocs, depending on the criteria. Indeed, as mentioned above he distinguishes a basic fourfold division from which we can highlight five political parties (1968: 24), but only three labor union federations (1968: 36); he considers these dimensions to be less relevant than the religious-ideological one. Andeweg & Irwin also support a fourfold division, but do not regroup the Socialists and the Liberals under ‘seculars’, because the liberals ‘form[ed] a pillar only by default’ (2002: 25). Finally, Van Holstein and Irwin argue that religion and social class ‘produced five groups in society’ because they attribute a pillar to both the Dutch Reformed and the Calvinists, as well as to the Catholics, Socialists and Liberals (2003: 48).
According to Lijphart (1968: 17) pillarization finds its roots in the 16th century during the Catholic-Protestant conflict with Spain, but the three main blocs appeared later and organized their network, and the secular pillar was split by class differences (1968: 23). He also maintains that pillarization increased after 1917 (Andeweg & Irwin 2003: 32). Bax does not deny early roots of pillarization during the war against Spain with the creation of a culture of ‘Living-Apart-Together’ (LAT). However, he sees the real beginning of pillarization in the birth of new ideologies in the late 19th century, resulting in an institutionalization of pluralism in order to manage minorities, although the degree and tempo of pillarization varied (1995: 2-6, 36). Dobbelaere (2000: 182) presents three scholars’ theories that could explain the advent of pillarization: the emancipation, political mobilization and preservation hypotheses. While each of them do not help explain everything, they illustrate the fact that there were different reasons for creating pillars and not just one (Besamusca 2008).
Although there was a willingness to renew Dutch politics after the Second World War, changes only took place from the second half of the 1960s onwards (Andeweg & Irwin 2003: 26, 34-36): depillarization started, diminishing the role of ideology and the pillar cohesiveness, and making different groups merge (Spiecker & Steutel 2001: 295). The ‘spirit of the 60s’ (e.g. hippies and other politico-social movements) and the decline of ideologies accelerated the process (Besamusca 2008). However, depillarization did not have the same extent in all domains. For instance, the original pillar-rooted channels still exist, but individualism has overthrown collectivism, hence the search for a general ‘media culture’ as a debate place (Bardoel 2003: 84). Bax also considers the 1960s as the beginning of depillarization, with an exceptional level of economic growth that strengthened the welfare state. As people less relied on other institutions, it led the ‘Dutch consensus society into the direction of a class society’ (1995: 3, 12).
Some apparently negative aspects of pillarization were that it could cause ‘exclusiveness and an in-group mentality’ (Dobbelaere 2000: 182) and was a tool of minority management to keep control over the plural society (Bax 1995: 3, 8), thus a combination of autonomy of the different social groups and their integration in the state framework. However, while pillarization could be seen as a threat to stable government, it is actually a factor of ‘consociational democracy’: Lijphart argues that there is competition between the elites of the different pillars, but they cooperate by respecting four basic principles thanks to which standstills on (polemical) issues could be avoided, in the frame of ‘politics of accommodation’ — which are still continued today, since majority cannot be reached by a single party (Andeweg & Irwin 2003: 27-29, 42). Besides, voters have become more volatile, which notably caused the Christians’ defeat in 1994, resulting in a ‘purple’ coalition that made considerable advances in controversial issues such as euthanasia (Besamusca 2008). Moreover, pillarization enabled group emancipation and prevented class cleavages because the vertical, ideological dimension was dominant. The LAT-culture was another factor to promote cohabitation between minorities (Bax 1995: 10). Finally, Spiecker & Steutel (2001: 292) argued that the Dutch society changed into a multi-ethnic state. The crucial question now is whether the new minorities (such as Muslims) will aim for emancipation through a process of re-pillarization.

Sources

• ANDEWEG, R. B. & G.A. IRWIN (2002). Governance and politics of the Netherlands. Basingstroke. Chapter 2, pp. 17-42.
• BARDOEL, J. (2003). ‘Back to the public? Accessing public broadcasting in the Netherlands.’ In: The Public, vol. 10 (2003), no. 3, pp. 81-96.
• BAX, E.H. (1995). Cleavage in Dutch Society: Changing Patterns of Social and Economic Discrimination, pp. 1-12. Paper presented at the Conference on Political, Economic and Social Racism, Thessaloniki, Macedonia, Greece, May 14-18, 1995.
• BESAMUSCA, E. (2008). Pillarization and De-pillarization: an overview of the 20th century. Dutch Present-Day Society lecture, Utrecht, Netherlands, September 26, 2008.
• DOBBELAERE, K. (2000). ‘The Rationale of Pillarization: The Case of Minority Movements’. In: Journal of Contemporary Religion, vol. 15, no. 2, 2000, pp. 181-183.
• HOLSTEYN, J.J.M. VAN & G.A. IRWIN (2003). ‘Never a Dull Moment: Pim Fortuyn and the Dutch Parliamentary Election of 2002’. In: West European Politics, vol. 26, no. 2 (April 2003), pp. 41-66.
• LIJPHART, A. (1968). The politics of accommodation. Pluralism and democracy in the Netherlands. Berkeley etc. Chapter 2, pp. 16-58.
• SPIECKER B. & J. STEUTEL (2001). ‘Multiculturalism, pillarization and liberal civic education in the Netherlands.’ In: International Journal of Educational Research, no. 35 (2001), pp. 292-295.

After that Mrs Besamusca added: 'Very good' and a 9. She told us earlier about the Dutch grading system:
  • Grades range from 1 to 10.
  • 1 is the lowest
  • 10 is the highest
  • 1 "voor de moeite" / for the effort --> When you just show up at an exam and sign
  • 9 "voor de professor" / for the professor
  • 10 "voor God" / for the Lord
  • 2, 3 and 9 are seldom given
  • an 8 would automatically translate into an A in America [and into 18/20 in Namur, I guess]
In conclusion I was really pleased with this result, especially since I wrote the essay in less than one day… But I worked really hard, even up to a point I thought my text was rubbish when I handed in…

10/10/2008

Borat does Amsterdam

This is my 600th blog post (yeah, already!), but I didn't find anything particular to celebrate this milestone… Instead, I found this video showing Borat discovering Amsterdam. Enjoy.

10/09/2008

10/08/2008

Pictures from Utrecht (3)

(Second part of my report on the excursion to the Hague.)

Paleis Noordeinde, Queen Beatrix’ official work-palace.

Just another statue, Willem III van Oranje if I'm not mistaken.



The coat of arms. (Great, I finally managed to use that phrase!)

The aforementioned Willem III.

The ridiculously ugly statue of Queen Wilhelmina.

Behind her on the stone you can read "Eenzaam maar niet alleen".

The Peace Palace, housing "the International Court of Justice (which is the principal judicial body of the United Nations), the Permanent Court of Arbitration, the Hague Academy of International Law, and the extensive Peace Palace Library" (Wikipedia).


Still from Wikipedia (how useful!):
"The Palace is filled with many gifts of the different nations who attended the Second Hague Conference as a sign of their support. Among the gifts are a 3200 kilo vase from Russia, doors from Belgium, marble from Italy, a fountain from Denmark, wall carpets from Japan, the clock for the clock tower from Switzerland, persian rugs from Iran and wood from Indonesia and the United States of America. The palace also features a number of statues, busts and portraits of prominent peace campaigners from around the world and of all eras."

After seeing the Peace Palace we took a sneltram to Scheveningen, undoubtedly the Netherlands' most famous beach.

Even Statler and Waldorf go there on holiday! Take a closer look:

They seem to be a little bit lost…



The beach. (Of course you know what it is…)

Some of us were brave enough to take off their shoes and have their feet frozen by the chilly water of the North Sea.

A view from the beach. Notice that the buildings are quite high in comparison to the average.

This is evidence that I can walk on water. (And this reminds me of an interesting Chuck Norris fact: "Some say that Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land.")

The Scheveningen pier.

Magali and a German friend, Anna.


"Wanna sing, wanna sing,
Et puis beaucoup des mouettes
Wanna sing, wanna sing,
et un gros caca sur ma tête…
"


Taallandschap! Here it is advise not to drown in four languages. How practical the Dutch are!



My friend Aslak playing around with a dog.



The esplanade, with its many restaurants and shops. (Quite like Belgium actually. Except that the fries looked awful and overexpensive.)


A view of the beach from the pier.

Idem.

Ibidem.

The big building is the Kurhaus — now an expensive hotel.


A casino on the pier.

The beach, once again.

One of the pier's extensions.

A "very original" view.

This is the place where we were waiting for the return tram to The Hague.

That's all folks!