5/31/2007

A Short History of the World

After a look on the status of our universe, let's have a look on our world:



What took you so long?

Look how the monkey already looks like Homer… Or, maybe the opposite.

The T-Rex' screem comes from Jurassic Park.

5/30/2007

What If…?

What if it were really like this:



Waaaaaaaaaaaaw!

I bet it's exactly like that. Except for the aliens with green tentacules and a helmet…

5/29/2007

My Dutch Literature Exam…

Today, it was high time to take the Dutch Literature exam. It was an oral one, and I was among the firsts to take it. I had put on my black suit with a purple tie (it's weird, I know) and brought my summaries in an elegant suitcase, so as to re-read the stuff once more while waiting. I chatted a little with some friends, and then it was my turn.

I was given a questionaire by Mrs Leijnse and I had to prepare it during 20 minutes, while another student was being tested. I had a question about Het Wilhelmus, then about Mariken van Nieumeghen en Beatrijs, then some obscure sonnet from Jan van der Noot.

Then I had to enter Mrs Leijnse's office. I told her everything I knew about the subjects I had to discuss. I found it pretty difficult to explain what I had in my mind. Maybe because I'm more used to writing and talking in English… I was more worried about how I was saying it rather than what I was saying. Maybe I wasn't really focussed. Mrs Leijnse also asked questions linked to what I was saying. It also disturbed me, especially when I didn't know what to say… It was — I think — the first time that I didn't manage to (at least) invent something. I absolutely don't know what will be my marks… It won't be very much, maybe 13 or 14 at most. All what I'm saying is just that I came out of the office with a bad feeling about this.

Later, in a street, as I was heading for the Station to catch my bus, a ******* pigeon found it funny to great me with shit, just on the left shoulder, that is to say on my jacket!! Crap! I told you I had a bad feeling about this…

It reminded me of this thing by Les Nuls:



Faisez gaffe aux pigeons. — C'était un conseil de l'Opération Pigeons Bourrés.

I know, it's silly. It always is. What would be life without silliness?

5/28/2007

The Simpsons Movie

I have been a Simpsons fan ever since I was a child, even if I couldn't watch the series for years because it wasn't broadcast on the only channel I had back in that time. But now that I'm at university, we (my flatmates and I) took the habit of watching an episode while eating. Now, we're in the middle of the sixth season. (Yeah, I know, these are rehearsals, but I had never seen those episodes.) And this summer, I'll go to the cinema to see this:



I'm sure it'll be great!

5/27/2007

The Joker Is Funny (Of Course, He Is!)

I know Christmas is 7 month away, but I found this video so funny I wanted to share it with you:



Jingle bells,
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg,
The batmobile lost a wheel
And the Joker got away!!!


The French translation is crappy:
L'horrible chauve-souris
Et son bouffon Robin
n'ont qu'à bien se tenir
car le Joker est libre !
At first, I didn't understand the second part, but I managed to find it:
Crashing through the roof,
on a one horse open tree,
busting out I go,
laughing all the waayyyyyyy hahhhhaaaahaaa!
Of course, the Joker (voice of Mark Hamill) was the only one who could have thought of hijacking a Christmas tree…

It's a Christmas-special episode of Batman: The Animated Series: Christmas with the Joker.

I wondered what was meant with the third line. Here's what I found on a serious website:

lay an egg (American, informal)
to fail to make people enjoy or be interested in something.
Our first two sketches got big laughs, but the next two laid an egg.

Good to know that. I also found, on another website, the (probable) origins of the phrase.

I also wondered when I read "on a one horse open tree". What could it mean? I looked it up on the Internet, and the first thing I found was this: it can come from Dashing through the snow on a one-horse open sleigh, and altered for the purposes of the Joker song. It's in fact the original lyrics of Jingle Bells. Of course. How silly am I!
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.

5/26/2007

West-Flemish People Can Count!

… of course they do! They aren't that silly, after all. It's just that they have a peculiar dialect, that's all. Let's hear them:



While searching for a guy's name, I found the exhaustive list. I decided to make links for people I knew, at least by their names.

1. Raoul Servais
2. Geert Hoste
3. Martien Jonckheere
4. Gouverneur Breyne
5. Jean-Pierre Van Rossem(wow, he's whiter than the last time I saw him, shouting "Leve de republiek, Vive la république européenne, Vive Lahaut!" at the coronation of H.M. Albert II on 9 August 1993; I'd like to have the same haircut as him…)
6. Phaedra Hoste
7. Veerle Deblauwe
8. Dirk Frimout (Curious: the French article is more extended than the Dutch one… and there's also an article in West-Flemish!)
9. Lieven Debrauwer
10. Hans Vermeersch
11. Brahim
12. Jean-Pierre Coopman
13. Chris Lomme
14. Wim Delvoye
15. Chris Dusauchoit
16. Luk Alloo
17. Herr Seele
18. Peter Quaeghebeur
19. Carolien Van den Berghe
20. Elsje Helewaut
21. Wendy Van Wanten
22. Ann Demeulemeester
23. Marc Degryse
24. Anabelle Van Nieuwenhuyse
25. Michiel Devlieger
26. Lieven Verstraete
27. Will Tura
28. Marleen Vanhecke
29. Mathias Sercu
30. Peter Verhelst
31. Geike Arnaert
32. Kris Deborghgraeve
33. Frederick Deburghgraeve
34. Karl Vannieuwkerke
35. Evy Gruyaert
36. Carl De Keyzer
37. Leen Demaré
38. Friedl Lesage
39. Tom Van Landuyt
40. Flip Kowlier
41. Pieter Aspe
42. Chantal Pattyn
43. Gerda Dendooven
44. Johan Museeuw
45. Michiel Hendryckx
46. Freddy Maertens
47. Piet Goddaer
48. Wim Opbrouck
49. Freddy Devadder
50. Willem Vermandere
51. Tanja Saw
52. Henry d'Udekem d'Acoz
53. Jan Bucquoy
54. Kamagurka
55. Michel D'Hooghe
56. Peter Vandermeersch
57. Marc Van Eeghem
58. Kurt Van Eeghem
59. Els Pynoo
60. Arno

Ok, I admit it: I don't know a lot of BVs from West-Flanders. Shame on me. I hope the links are working properly — cause it took me half an hour to get everything!!!

5/25/2007

My Philosophy Exam…

After a whole week studying definitions and roughly a hundred pages filled with philosophical stuff, the exam period started. Today, it opened with what I consider the biggest and toughest exam among all others, namely Introduction à la philosophie générale.

Since I had worked very hard for the course, I was pretty confident about the exam. There was an oral and a written part. The oral exam was to take place at 8.30, and the written one at 2 pm.

I arrived at 7.50, just to be on the safe side. Several classmates talked about the difficulties they had had to study the course; soon, it was time for me to meet the professor, révérend-père Etienne Ganty. I entered the classroom quietly. Without a word, the professor (a man with a combover coming from the right side of his head – which is rare) pointed a small box with yellow pieces of paper in it. I guessed I should pick one of them. I took one with "3" on it. I took a questionaire with more than a dozen of questions and some scrap paper to write my rough draft. I had to develop this: "What distinguishes the men from all other beings, according to Aristotle?" It was not so difficult. I wrote evrything I knew on the subject in order.

Meanwhile, two other students were tested by Pr. Ganty. It wasn't looking very fine for them… Was I going to be destroyed, too?

The time had come: I came and sit in front of the Combover. I tried not to pay attention to it – otherwise I would have started laughing for several minutes or so… So, I talked about the question, introducing the subject, making links, etc. While I was speaking, he was writing several words on a sheet of paper. When I was done with Aristotle, he asked me two questions: one about Kant and his imperatives, plus the so-called "effort moteur volontaire". He didn't interrupt me to say I was saying bullshits; besides, at the end he said: "Très bien". All this gives me a good feeling about this.

In the afternoon – it means that I went back to my student's room to change clothes, because a suit is nice but warm – I went back to university to take the written part. It was pretty easy, actually. But it was maybe because I knew the stuff very well (surely I had to, after one whole week of studying!).

And now, I can forget everything. Oh no, it's already done! I pressed the delete button in my memory, and everything linking to this course was (hopefully) dragged away in the flushing power of oblivion. (Yeah I know, when I try to make comparaisons, it sucks.)

What we had to study was boring philosophy. Of course, there's greater boredom than that. Father Ganty could have given us a lecture on Heidegger. There's something I found on his page on Wikipedia:

Philosophers are divided in their opinion of Heidegger: some regard him as the greatest philosopher of the twentieth century, while others view his writing as bombastic nonsense. [!!!!!] Nonetheless, his work has exercised a deep influence on philosophy, theology and the humanities, being key to the development of existentialism, hermeneutics, deconstruction, postmodernism, and Continental philosophy in general. [Comment: What the heck is that?] Heidegger's thought directly informs the works of major philosophers such as Karl Jaspers, Leo Strauss, Hans-Georg Gadamer, Jean-Paul Sartre, Emmanuel Levinas, Hannah Arendt, Maurice Merleau-Ponty, Michel Foucault, and Jacques Derrida. [Comment: A bunch of people who could have done something better of their lives than talking gibberish.]
Heidegger infamously supported National Socialism. [Comment: What a prick!!] This has provoked fierce debate among and between supporters and detractors: some see it as a personal folly largely irrelevant to his philosophy, while others think it reveals flaws inherent in his thought.

As we say in French: On l'a échappée belle !" And there's worse than what I put up there: scroll down on the article and be amazed by things you won't understand a single word of!!!

I'm the advocate of another kind of philosophy: that of the Internet users. It's simple, you can discuss other people's ideas, react by all sorts of means, from the simple e-mail to the video response. Blogs are great, too: you can show the entire world (and not just a small group of "philosophers" who chose the most unintelligible words so that people like you and I don't get access to their "knowledge" they think beter than ours) your own philosophy. As a result, my blog is a kind of textbook about me. Silly, I know.

As I was looking for videos about Star Wars, I stubbled upon this girl and her lovely video. Vous m'en direz des nouvelles ! As embedding was disabled for this video, I suggest you just click here in order to watch it. Have fun! And think about the message!

5/24/2007

G. W. Bush Can Speak West-Flemish!!!

I thought I couldn't understand a single word of this Flemish dialect, but I think this stuff is pretty explicit…



Ik heb juust in m'n broek gescheten! :D :D :D

5/23/2007

Darth Vader Is A Great Story-Teller

Why do such things exist in America only???



Admit it's well done!

5/22/2007

Star Wars: Alternate Ending (5)

"Every saga has its beginning", says the motto of Star Wars – Episode I: The Phantom Menace, but it also has its end, unfortunately. Or let's say that it's a temporary end. We never know. I kept the best for the end, of course. There you go!



The very last words are SO funny!

I told you it was the best!

PS. This puts an end to the short series of alternate endings to Star Wars, but it doesn't mean I won't talk about Star Wars in my following posts…

To be continued…

5/21/2007

Star Wars: Alternate Ending (4)

And another alternate ending. This one is especially funny. (I only choose the best bits for you, of course.)



Amazing. The Star Wars saga would have ended with Episode IV!

(Of course, the reason why I'm making a Star Wars week is that the first movie was released 30 years ago! Happy birthday, then!)

5/20/2007

Star Wars: Alternate Ending (3)

And here's a third issue of our (temporary) column: "Star Wars: Alternate Ending". This one is what happens if Luke doesn't use the Force… (Scene taken from Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.)



I love it! The guy who found this idea is just a genius.

5/19/2007

Star Wars: Alternate Ending (2)

Another alternative ending…



(In French, we call this sound a pet mouillé or trace de freinage. Click here or here for more information about that phenomenon.)

5/18/2007

Star Wars: Alternate Ending (1)

The concept of alternate endings is brilliant… Here's a terrific example: jumping from Episode III to the end of Episode VI



Silly, wasn't it. (Obviously, if you don't know Star Wars, you won't find it funny. It means you really should watch those films!)

5/17/2007

Yoda Break-dancing

As the second term has come to an end now, it means that we have a week left to study before the exams start, hence the lack of time to write for this blog. That is the reason why you won't get to read a lot from me in the following five weeks, but I'll post (with some delay) at least one video that I like. Have fun!



It's a DVD bonus from Episode III.

5/16/2007

Seinfeld: the Pee-Stained Couch

Just watch this…



One of my favourite extracts, of course.

5/15/2007

Scarface: the Summary

I've got to watch this film!



Ok, Scarface is a bit violent, but when you watch in such a way…

5/14/2007

One of the Best Battles Ever

The Lord of the Rings (yes, the article on Wikipedia is one of the longest I know… can you find longer?) trilogy is among my favourites. I wish I had more time: I could write many things about Sir Christopher Lee, that brilliant actor, and about Sir Ian McKellen, that wonderful actor.

This scene comes from the first film, The Fellowship of the Ring.



Another example of a promise of power…

Their voices are terrific, especially Saruman's!

Howard Shore's music deserved an Oscar®. He got it.

Saruman must have one hell of a heating bill… Silly.

5/13/2007

Dream On Credits

Finally! Dream On is about to be released in DVD! I will at last be able to watch the first episodes!!! Three years ago, they were broadcast by BeTV, and I saw them all, except for the first half of the first series. I'm going to look for other videos, but meanwhile, just watch these lovely credits…



It explains why Martin Tupper (Brian Benben), while plunged into a given situation, suddenly remember bits of old black-and-white movies and series that he saw…

Dream On was aired from 1990 to 1996. 120 episodes were made.

5/12/2007

De Funès: "La Grande Vadrouille" (2/2)

(Continued from yesterday's article.)

They don't get caught by the Germans, and they have to share the same room for the night in room n°9. Stanislas (De Funès) goes eating. Meanwhile, the 9 went upside-down, becoming a 6, as well as 9 becomes 6 (how unlikely!), so that when he comes back to his room, De Funès is with Major Achbach – whom he thinks to be Augustin Bouvet (Bourvil)…



This is a piece of the French cinema history.

In the other storyline, that of the British pilots whose plane was shot down above Paris, the pilots are brought into a hospital (namely in the Hospice de Beaunes), where they are hid as war invalids…



The old sister is a tough one!
Il vaut mieux être malade ici que bien portant ailleurs. (…) Langue blanche, yeux jaune, nez rouge : le foie ! (…) Il faudra quand même surveiller ce foie !

And finally, a scene which contains one of the most famous lines from Bourvil : "Mes souliers, mon vélo…". Silly.

5/11/2007

De Funès: "La Grande Vadrouille" (1/2)

Yesterday, I promised I would show you other extracts from Louis De Funès' work. He's known for his part in La Grande Vadrouille, a film which takes place during the Second World War. He's a conductor (Stanislas Lefort) and tries to rehearse with his orchestra, but he's obliged to interrupt because of the German Major Achbach who says there's a British aviator hidden in the Opéra.



Later in the film, Lefort (De Funès) gets involved with the Resistance and has got to escape the Germans. He meets Augustin Bouvet (Bourvil) and they have to reach the Free Zone, travelling through the country. After many adventures, they arrive in a little village where they're supposed to meet other members of the Resistence that will help them…



Who said the the Germans couldn't laugh? Imagine we could do that at school… It'd be great.

5/10/2007

Louis de Funès Grinning

Louis de Funès is probably the most famous French actor ever. If you search for "Louis de Funès" on YouTube, you're gonna find videos in French, in German, in Italian, in Spanish, etc. (Mostly the Germans love him — don't ask me why.)

He's known as a comedian, he actually never played in dramas. His most famous parts were in the Gendarmes series, in which he plays a policeman established in Saint-Tropez, the well-known "fishing village" (most known today as the place-to-be for jet-setters) in the South of France. Six Gendarme films were made. The first four were excellent, the last two were crappy (don't watch them, then!). What I wanted to show you is a scene taken from the fourth movie, Le Gendarme en balade.

Let's first situate the scene. The French government had decided to have a younger generation of gendarmes, so that the old team was forced to retire. The team that we see in the films consists of:
– Ludovic Cruchot (Louis de Funès)
– Warrant officer Gerber (Michel Galabru)
– Merlot (Christian Marin)
– Fougasse (Jean Lefebre)
– Tricard (Guy Grosso)
– Berlicard (Michel Modo)

I also have to say that Cruchot got married to a rich woman from the nobility (Claude Gensac). That is the reason why he lives in a big castle.

In the following scene, a priest, whose chapel roof was blown by the wind, pays a visit to Madame Cruchot, in order to ask for $ome help to cover the co$t$ of repair$. Then Cruchot tries making a fool of the priest whilst his wife is talking about the importance of being generous…



Tomorrow: other extracts illustrating De Funès' genius.

5/09/2007

Jay and Silent Bob's favourite word

I came to know Jay and Silent Bob (played by Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith) by watching a film called Dogma. Here's the trailer:



I didn't quite remember the plot, but now I've seen that, I get a glimpse of what it was. It was a witty mix of fun and serious philosophical issues. I've got to watch that film. Maybe in ten year's time, when I don't have anything else to do.

What I wanted to show you today is a montage that was made by a fan (I think), who spent hours watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (a title that appealed me because it's a reference to Star Wars: Episode V — and there were many in that movie) in order to spot each occurence of the word fuck or fucking. I think that not a single movie in the history of cinema displays such a huge number of swear words…



If I could get a buck whenever they say that word, I'd be rich. (Could you count how many times the word is said?)

5/08/2007

"The Life of Brian": Biggus Dickus

I've already written something about my favourite bits from the Monty Pythons (e.g. the silly walk) — even though I haven't seen much from what they did — but this time, I'll show you an extract from The Life of Brain, a film which makes fun of Christianism thanks to Brian, a guy that was born on the same day as Jesus…

In the film, he gets caught for a reason I can't remember and brought to Pontius Pilatius…



This bit is one of Mr Eloy Romero-Muñoz' favourites, one of the assistants in the English Department at Namur University.

5/07/2007

Enter the Mullet

You know I'm the kind of guy who spends a lot of time on the Internet, trying to get something awkward from our world in order to show it to a public of (mostly) strangers. With respect to that, I'm gonna introduce you to a ridiculous hair style. I've already taught you everything I knew about the combover; now, it's time for the mullet!!!

The mullet (or, in French: nuque longue or, in my region mitchelli, but this is not as common as "mullet" as a concept) is, according to Wikipedia:
A mullet is a hairstyle that is short in the front, on the top, and on the sides, but long in the back. The hairstyle was popular during the late 20th Century, from the early to mid seventies to the late eighties/early nineties. Mullets have been worn by both males and females of all ages. The mullet is distinct from the rattail, which consists of a long, narrow "tail" of hair growing from the back of the head.

Still on Wikipedia, I read this: The Dutch term is matje, which means "little carpet/mat". Some people refer to it as a Duitse mat (German mat) as well, implying that this is a haircut typical for Germans.

Just Google "mullet" and find wonderful pictures of idiots, nerds, pillocks, and other morons.

I filmed another bit of La Télé infernale, featuring Miam Monster Miam talking about Mullets and a pseudo "European Contest of Mitchellis" in Ougrée-bas…



Conclusion: "Ça fait partie du tissu social"!!!

5/06/2007

Problem Child

This film is wicked!

It's about… a problem child, basically. Junior (played by Michael Oliver) an orphan that spent most of his life in an orphenage. And he's a problem child in the sense that he's doing forbidden things, like hanging a nun from a roof by means of a rope, or taking pictures of the priest on the loo, or photo's of nuns getting undressed, or waxing the floor so that someone kicks the bucket (hence one of the sisters being injuried in the following extract).

In this scene, Mr. Peabody (Gilbert Gottfried, you was Iago's voice in Aladdin) is trying to calm down the sisters because Junior has — once again — pissed them off…



"A priest is like a nun with a jacket"!

I like the slogan for the movie: "Attila the Hun. Ivan the Terrible. Al Capone. They were all seven once."

Because this extract doesn't show anything from the troublesome personality of Junior… Before I show you what his fury looks like, I'm gonna tell you a little bit more about the plot.

Basically, he gets adopted by Ben Healy (the late John Ritter) who really wants to love him – as is not the case with his wife Flo (Amy Yasbeck) and his father (the late Jack Warden). Meanwhile, Junior writes a letter to a serial killer, Marty (Michael Richards), a real maniac who evades in order to meet Junior, whom he thinks to be another serial killer – while Junior just wanted to have him as a friend, because both were pariahs. Eventually, they go to a circus…



— Look! A giraffe!
— Look! A fist!


(Frenc version:
— Regarde ! Une girafe !
— Regarde ! Une baffe !
)

What's more, in this film, Marty/Richards doesn't like clowns, and in Seinfeld, Kramer/Richards is afraid of clowns… Was there an influence?

Let's go back to Junior's deeds. In fact, we have to move on to the sequel (yes, there was another, and even another, but better not to talk about it — nothing was the same apart from the grand-father). In Problem Child 2, Junior and his father decide to go living in Cold River… Of course, they move in a new house, new neighbours… and a new school… And the principal is… Mr. Peabody!!

Later in the film, they go to a carnivale… And that's were the fun begins…



It's just perfect! I learned that this very scene was cut from television airings! It's a token of quality.

5/05/2007

A Dutch Glimpse On French Elections

In order to practise my writing skills in Dutch, I decided to transcribe what was said in one of their programs. I chose the NOS-journaal from 5th May. It's a report about concerts in Amsterdam as part of the celebration of the liberation of the Netherlands after Second World War.

Titels

– Bevrijdingsconcert op de Amstel.

– Frankrijk is klaar voor de verkiezingen.

– Familiecontact via de satelliet met Uruzgan [Afghanistan]

Presentatrice: Noraly Beyer

• Goienavond. Op de Amstel in Amsterdam was zoals elk jaar op 5 mei het Bevrijdingsconcert, in aanwezigheid van Koningin Beatrix. Het Metropoolorkest speelde op een drijvend podium en begeleidde de zangeres Hind en Izaline Calister.

De bedrijdingsfestivals die in twaalf andere steden werden gehouden duren nog tot halftwaalf.
——————————
• Over minder dan tien uur gaat Frankrijk de stemlokalen openen voor de tweede en beslissende ronde van de presidentsverkiezingen. Maar voor sommige van de vierenveertig miljoen kiesgerechtende Fransen is het stemmen al begonnen. Fransen in de overzeeuwse gebieden en in het (???) buitenland mochten vandaag het spits afbijten. Lange rijen op een zonnige zaterdag bij de Franse ambassade in Washington. Sommige /ekspeksts/ moesten huren wachten voordat ze hun stem konden uitbrengen. En bij het Consulaat in New York was het vandaag ook druk.

(Getuige: Fransman vertaald.)
Dit is een cruciaal moment voor Frankrijk. We moeten een keuze maken: Een nieuwe weg inslaan, of doorgaan met hetzelfde.

Lange rijen waren er ook in Frans-Guyana. De ongeveer één miljoen kiezers in de overzeeuwse gebieden mochten alvast stemmen om problemen met het tijdsverschil te voorkomen. In Frankrijk zelf is het vandaag een dag van rust voor de kandidaten, maar voor de trouwste aanhangers is het de laatste kans om kiezers over de streep te trekken, zoals hier in Parijs. Morgen om acht uur gaan de Franse stemlokalen open.

De rechtse Sarkozy en de linkse Royal hebben een heel ander idee over welke kant op moet. Hun standpunt over een paar belangrijke thema's op een rij.

[Verslag]
Wat betreft werk wil Nicolas Sarkozy dat de Fransen meer gaan werken, en ook meer gaan verdienen. En hij belooft lastenverlichting voor het bedrijfsleven. Ségolène Royal wil vijfhonderdduizend startbanen voor jongeren creëren. Ook het geweld willen ze aanpakken. Sarkozy wil hogere straffen voor jongeren, ook voor 16- en 17-jarigen. Royal wil juist de politie terug in de wijk en militaire begeleiding voor criminele jongeren. Wat betreft integratie wil Sarkozy dat er een ministerie komt van immigratie en nationaal identiteit, en hij wil inburgeringscursussen naar een Nederlands model. Royal wil dat de ghetto's verdwijnen, en vindt dat scholen gemengder moeten worden. En voor Europa wil Sarkozy een miniverdrag dat door het Franse Parlement moet worden goedgekeurd, terwijl Royal voor een nieuwe socialere grondwet is, die is opnieuw aan de Fransen wil voorleggen via een referendum.

5/04/2007

Jean Gol's Combover

I'm too ashamed to say how I came to find this picture, but I did find it on the Internet. This photograph, probably taken round 1985, shows two Belgian politicians.

On the left, Jean Gol: someone who used to be one of the most prominent politicians in Belgium in the 1970s, 1980s and early 1990s, leader of the Walloon Parti Réformateur Libéral (PRL - liberal party). He died in September 1995.

On the right, his apprentice (we might say), Didier Reynders, at that time a successful young laywer and opportunist who made his way to the high spheres of political power thanks to Jean Gol. Didier Reynders is Belgium's current Minister of Finance.

My point was just to make fun of Jean Gol's combover: doesn't he look ridiculous?

5/03/2007

Michel Daerden Impersonators

Michel Daerden is said to be — thanks to his alcoholic-stained words on the evening after the city elections — one of the most famous Belgians abroad. (Even in Flanders.) Well, I had in my archives two videos that weren't on YouTube!

In fact, two years ago, there was a programme called La Télé infernale (LTI), a low-budget show about nothing, presented by Jacques Mercier and Virginie Svensson, plus his "gang" of non-professional comedians, among which Raoul Reyers, Pierre Kroll, Miam Monster Miam, Juan d'Oultremont, Laurence Bibot, Jean-Luc-Fonck, Frédéric Jannin, Sergio Honorez, Aurélia Dejond, etc. Basically the same team as for the radio programme Le Jeu des dictionnaires and La Semaine infernale. The programme had been broadcast during 18 month before the channel decided to put an end to it. I liked it very much, but most of the people that watched it just did it in order to criticize it. (Nerds.) Anyway, I think it's better off. If it had last too long, it would have ended up worse. But it's not my point in this blog entry.

What I wanted to show you today is a extract from the show, in which Pierre Kroll comments on the "Concours d'imitateurs de Michel Daerden" (Michel Daerden Impersonators Contest) that was organized in Liège. (I filmed that thing thanks to my camera, hence the poor quality. Sorry.)



And there's a second part: the minister himself comes to the set of La Télé infernale!!



Ah! The authentic wallon de Liège-accent!!! (My mother tongue!) ;p

Just one more, also coming from the same LTI issue:



(He says: Et je le vois encore… mett' sa tête dans l'mirwaar en disant : "(Mumbling) C'est des dégoûtants, y'avait que des dégueulasses !". It doesn't mean anything. Alcohol is talking.)

5/02/2007

La Dictée du Balfroid


On previous Saturday, it was high time to take part to the Dictée du Balfroid. (OK, when I say "take part", I mean taking part while watching the show on telly.) Basically, it's a spelling contest for kids who are currently on the sixth form of Primary School.

This year was the 20th anniversary of the creation of the Dictée, a project that came from the mind of Madame Balfroid (see second picture, next to Jacques Mercier, TV presenter), a retired Primary School teacher. Semi-finals were organised in each of the 5 French-speaking provinces (namely Brabant wallon, Hainaut, Liège, Luxembourg and Namur) and in Brussels. More than 800 pupils made it into the finals which took place at the Heysel, a series of huge exhibition halls, not far away from the Atomium.

When I was at Primary School, being the best at spelling, I got to sign up for the semi-finals, then I qualified for the finals… where I didn't win, unfortunately. Of course, I was proud to have experienced it. Back in that time, texts were longer and fairly more complicated. Now, seven years later, I can see that texts are much more easy than they used to. Here's this year's text:

L’urgence de reparler de l’eau (dictée de la finale)

Souvent les entretiens privés et politiques que nous ont relatés les journaux avaient pour objet ce précieux liquide.

Le sujet de l’eau revient en force cette année-ci, car on a enfin constaté, non sans effroi, que celle-ci allait cruellement manquer dans les années à venir.

Certains lacs orientaux sont déjà à sec. Des populations entières, assoiffées d’eau potable, arpentent des distances considérables pour trouver le puits qui les assouvira.

Les nappes souterraines se tarissent et des arbres squelettiques ont été çà et là observés.

Croyons-nous que cette matière ne nous concerne pas, nous les gaspilleurs jusqu’à outrance de cet élément vital que nous n’avons pas apprécié à sa juste valeur ?

Le réchauffement de la planète que l’on craint aura tôt fait de justifier notre angoisse d’une pénurie annoncée et d’une aridité évidente.

Quelles que soient nos appréhensions, il faut que nous gérions d’urgence notre façon de consommer puisque le temps nous est compté.


Of course, I didn't make any mistake: it was too easy. Really. I mean it. Before, you had to write it on two pages, and now on one single page. And there are less difficulties such as the accord du participe passé – a matter that petrified us in that time…

5/01/2007

Plan langues (1)

As part of this blog's goals – namely that of getting the whole world in contact with unknown languages – I suggest that you watch the video below. It's one of the numerous sketches written and played by Manu Thoreau for a programme named Faux Contact, a spoof based on the official Contact, a didactic program about road-traffic safety. Manu Thoreau imitated (and also exaggerated) Commandant De Nève's (the presenter) way of talking.

In the following extract, he explains in a pseudo (because full of unexisting words or words that don't make sense here) Walloon language how to place a spare wheel…



There's also a scene in a pseudo (because full of French near-words and absolutely ungrammatical) Flemish dialect…



Don't laugh: lots of French-speaking Belgians talk like that in Dutch and think they're doing it properly! (Morons.)