I'm a Gates… and I'm a Seinfeld

Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld to challenge "I'm a Mac… and I'm a PC" ads?



Here's the first commercial featuring Gates and Seinfeld:



(Note the picture on Bill's discount card!)

Here's another one, featuring the long version:



Of course it didn't take much time for Apple "I'm a Mac… and I'm a PC", mocking the fact that Microsoft spends $300 million on an advertising campaign instead of fixing Vista bugs… (*tuttering*)

Bill Gates' giving a speech to a Harvard class. (From Uncyclopedia.)

iCock nano

What happens when Bill Gates from Microsoft meets Steve Jobs from Apple, Inc.?



"You want to see my Dick?"
"Ah yeah, sure…"
"Here."
"Yeah, that's tiny also!"
"Yeah, I was born like that!"

--> Genius

(This sketch comes from the Harry and Paul show.)


On Windows Vista you can sometimes see crazy notifications pop up…

“At least I don't have to press the "START" Button to SHUT MY COMPUTER DOWN any more. That didn't make any sense.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Vista

“You do know that this is still called the "START" button, right?”

~ Me on Oscar Wilde's quote

I prefer Rutte 98, if you want my opinion…

Mortal Kombat

The eternal struggle between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates continues:



"It's like baby music!"

"What's that?"
"It's an I-house."
"But there's no windows…"
"Exactly! [Diabolical laughter]"

"Prepare to meet your programmer!"

"Commodore 64?!"
"He's the number 1 selling computer of the 80s!"

"Bill, I'm sorry for making fun of nerds."
"That's OK, Steve. I'm sorry for being such a wiener…"


Today's Uncyclopedia featured articles: Bill Gates and Steve Jobs.