3/15/2009
The Emperor is having a bad day
3/12/2009
3/06/2009
2/24/2009
2/18/2009
2/17/2009
Fake sneeze
12/24/2008
Christmas Week: "Christmas with the Joker"
Hey, I found the whole Christmas with the Joker episode (from Batman: The Animated Series):
12/21/2008
Hitler and Star Wars
Hitler deals with a Star Wars convention in Berlin…
12/20/2008
Death Notice (5): Horst Tappert
And here's a very nice parody made by singer and songwriter Jean-Luc Fonck (mimicking Tappert's gaze perfectly) and Aurélia Dejond for La Télé infernale:
Unfortunately I didn't find an Uncyclopedia entry on Derrick, but I found these funny banners:
12/18/2008
I love Rocky Road
Note that the source text is "I Love Rock 'n Roll" by The Arrows.
12/06/2008
Sinterklaas komt aan
To understand the Monopoly/Karl Marx joke, please read this:
He became famous with 'Moneytron', a stockmarket investment company that could offer apparently endless returns.
Van Rossem had developed a model that could predict the stock market and beat the capitalist system. His sympathies for the theories of Karl Marx did not stop him investing for the very wealthy in the world and accumulating 800 million dollars for himself. He declares himself an "anarchist".
12/03/2008
Blokken
If you've never heard this sentence, it means you've never watched this quiz programme hosted by Ben Crabbé, a 'BV' playing as the drummer for De Kreuners.
Here's a parody of the show made by Chris en co:
Next week the 3000th 'aflevering will be broadcast, consisting in a final between the best contestants that this show has known (and I underline here some of our familiar 'Konnex-uitdrukkingen':
Blokken 3000
In de aanloop naar de drieduizendste aflevering van Blokken komen enkele sterke kandidaten uit het verleden terug. Uit de laatste vijfhonderd afleveringen werden acht ijzersterke spelers geselecteerd: vier mannen en vier vrouwen. Zij hebben stuk voor stuk een indrukwekkend parcours afgelegd en krijgen nu de kans om de grote winnaar te worden van de drieduizendste Blokken.
Vanaf maandag 24 november nemen de acht superquizzers het tegen elkaar op in een poulesysteem. De vier mannen mogen de spits afbijten. Zij spelen van maandag 24 tot vrijdag 28 november vijf afleveringen tegen elkaar. De twee mannen die minstens twee keer winnen, gaan door naar de finaleweek. Vanaf maandag 1 december is het de beurt aan de vrouwen. Ook voor hen geldt dat de twee beste vrouwen doorgaan naar de volgende week.
Tijdens de finaleweek van maandag 8 tot en met vrijdag 12 december spelen de vier toppers tegen elkaar. Wie tijdens deze week minstens twee overwinningen behaalt, mag naar de finale op zaterdag 13 december.
De twee allerbesten spelen tegen elkaar in de 3000ste Blokken op zaterdag 13 december, in prime time. Dat wordt een historische veldslag.
Now you know what I'll be watching on 13 December!
11/19/2008
Alternate movie posters







11/18/2008
Renaissance paintings



David Beckham (see the sources here).



Weird Al Yankovic (see the original images here).
Nicholas Cage (for the source click here).Definitely not a Renaissance painting, but I found the Photoshop effect extremely brilliant:

Source: Worth1000.com (excellent website, expect to see more gems very soon).
11/16/2008
"This is a castle and we have a many tapestries!" (Buttler in "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade")
(By the way, an episode 17 of the nineteenth season of The Simpsons parodied the tapestry as well.)
11/10/2008
"Provençaalse kip"
10/24/2008
50 impersonations in 50 seconds
Keaton: "I'm Batman"
Clooney: "I'm Batman"
Maguire: "I'm Spiderman"
Bloom: "I'm boring"
T: "Foo!"
You: "SHUT UP!"
Brilliant.
10/18/2008
SuperEnvelope: the world's biggest envelope
Made on a Mac, of course! Long live !
Tomorrow I'll talk about the new MacBooks, so stay tuned.
9/29/2008
"A job interview from Hell"
"You're fired!"
PS. The series is based upon the American television show of the same name, featuring entrepreneur Donald Trump.
9/28/2008
Clarkson Island
"Clarkson Island has just the greater number of Clarksons… in the world."
"And the thing that's most like the genuine Clarkson… is we pause… in the middle… of our sentences… in the world."