On casse les œufs pour lier la SAUUUUCE ! ET ON MET… UN PIED DE POOOORC… DANS LA SAUCE ! NOM DE DIEU !!Please also watch this other video from the same show:
Laissez vingt minutes au four. Pendant ce temps, vous donnez un coup de torchon dans la cuisine."
A silly advertisement:
"Where did he go?"Now, what if Kevin underestimated the power of a a toilet full of petrol?
"Maybe he commited suicide…" --> I love Marvin!
This article or section is able to see into The Future.
Although Wikipedia is not a crystal ball, Uncyclopedia is, so we get to say what happens in the future and they don't.The modern method of predicting the future.Predicting the future is a common term among time fans eagerly awaiting its release. The term refers to any leaked information about the future, and assumptions created from that information, as well as pure conjecture. This consists mostly of fans making guesses based on the mistakes of the past, which was widely regarded as only fun for the hardcore time fans. There are many internet discussion forums where the world's greatest minds come together and argue with one another whether the Future will stick to its simple roots, or be a complete sell-out that is all about the graphics.
What makes predicting the future difficult is that it is protected by the CSS encryption algorithm. Anyone who has tried to predict it prior to the 18th century has died; this is not known for certain.
A short selection of things that will happen in the future, according to Uncyclopedia:
In a bit
- Vatican admits pretty much everything was a hoax. Longest April fools joke. Ever.
- The First Church of Spongebob opened
- Earth's magnetic poles mysteriously reverse positions. USA wakes up to discover that it is now in South America.
- Canada buys one (1) tank
Almost but not quite just about right now
- USA colonizes Uranus. Related jokes NEVER get old.
- Canada gets an army
Oh, a long ways off
- All forms of education rendered obsolete by the invention of brain transplants.
- Terrorists vaporise all Americans left in existence by setting fire to Uranus.
The last moments of the universe
- Humanity becomes intelligent
- Neo Germany makes a funny joke
- Weather service become 100% accuracy
- Bill Gates goes bankrupt
- Britney Spears regains custody of her children
- Death dies
- Chuck Norris wakes up and causes mass destruction
- First time machine made, Church of Scientology buys one and goes back to the start of humanity. Huge disappointment; someone stepped on an internet.
John Cleese was born on 27 October 1939 in Weston-super-Mare (England). Despite his humble origins, Cleese was educated at private schools. He studied law at Cambridge University, where he met Graham Chapman, a future Monty Python partner, while playing in the Footlights Dramatic Club in the early 1960s. He acted in several plays and moved to New York, where he met Terry Gilliam and Connie Booth, whom he would marry later. In 1965 he wrote and starred in I’m sorry, I’ll read that again, a BBC radio show, and The Frost Report, a satirical television show where he met Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin.."This joke was lethal: no one could read it… and live."
"Search your peelings, Cuke, you know it to be true! Join me and together we can rule the supermarket as father and son."Cuke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Canolli, C3 Peanuts, Tofu-D2, Princess Letuce, Ham Solo, Chewbroccoli, Thai fighters, Darth Tater --> brilliant puns!
"May the Farm be with you, always!"
"What is it?"
"It's the new chair you wanted!"
"Yeah I know."
"I had to go all the way down to Cranmouth for it; it's a right kerfuffle."
"It's about a young space farmer…"The title of this short film is of course a spoof on Shakespeare in Love.
"Ahhhhhhhh! My hand!"
"Hey George! Check out my new duck: I named it Howard."
"He said it again!"It's important to know your Latin grammar:
"Are there any women here today?"
"No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Do you understand? Even if — and I want this to be absolutely clear — even if they do say Jehovah."
The MacBook Air, why the hell not?Etymology
The word "pwn" may have arisen and spread as a common typo of the word "own," since the 'p' and 'o' keys are adjacent on a standard English keyboard. [1][2] Alternatively, the word pwnage may have been created as a portmanteau of the words "pure" and "ownage," "perfect" and "ownage," or "powerful" and "ownage." Similarly, "pwn" may have derived from "powerfully owned," such as "you just got powerfully owned!" (shortened to "you just got pwned!").
Pronunciation
Given the recent development of the word and its primary use in written form only, there is no single accepted pronunciation of pwn. However, "own", "pawn", "poon" and "pone" are frequently used, and "pwen" is also considered an acceptable pronunciation.[3]
Rickroll is an Internet meme involving Rick Astley's music video for his song "Never Gonna Give You Up". In a rickroll, a person provides a link they claim is relevant to the topic at hand which actually takes the user to the Astley video. By May 2007[1], the practice had become widespread, and it eventually began to receive some coverage in the mainstream media.[2][3][4]This was an evil scheme! High five, YouTube!
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On April 1, 2008 (April Fools' Day), all YouTube Featured Videos hyperlinked to the Rickroll. The prank began with international YouTube portals before affecting the main site.[5]
One of the other odd things about April Fools' Day is that it is the only time of year when Uncyclopedia users are allowed to write something actually true, and the Uncyclopedia Main Page looks much like the Main Page of arch nemesis Wikipedia. Sadly, these articles are usually regarded as nonsense the next day and are reverted or otherwise removed, the bunch of arrogant bastards.Check the April 1st Main Page!!!
