What happens if you fight with a chicken?

… I mean, a real one, not a coward. Peter Griffin from Family Guy is gonna show us how to deal with poultry.

Bear with me

Never go hiking with Family Tree Friends!

Slice and dice

"Snow what?"

"Leon": alternate ending

Luc Besson's Léon (or The Professional) is crossed over with Swordfish.

Christmas Week: Home Alone alternate endings

I felt it very appropriate to show you some good alternate endings for Home Alone and Home Alone 2, given this is Christmas Week.

Kevin is stronger than he thought:



And he's a killer!



He gets his ass kicked:



And of course, Casey Jones saves the day:

Have a happy aXe-Mas!

End of track

Happy Tree friends go to an amusement park:

Six Feet Under

Happy Halloween! How to celebrate that better than watching an episode of Happy Tree Friends?





The fact that he uses a lawnmower to get rid of the zombies is definitely a reference to Peter Jackson's Braindead lawnmower scene.

Scarface in 5 seconds

The title says it all!



PS. This five-second movie wasn't made by thatguywiththeglasses; he decided to stop making them so that he doesn't stretch his concept too much, but gives the opportunity to others to make their own.

"Two's a company, three's a crowd"

Happy Tree Friends turns (even more) crazy today:



(Animation by Alan Smithee.)

The God and Devil Show: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Whose line is it anyway?

Happy Tree Friends are back!



PS. The title refers to an improvisational comedy show, Whose line is it anyway?

A typical day in the life of Chuck Norris

Chuck likes being tracked by a chopper…



I wonder why the bad guys still try to beat the shit out of him, while it's as impossible as counting to infinity. (Except that Chuck did count to infinity. Twice.)

Once upon a time...

As you probably know, I'm fond of cartoons and gory sequences. What a delight, then, when the two form an exquisite combination in Happy Tree Friends?

"Let's put a smile on that face"

Hello kids, it's time to watch a silly episode from Happy Tree Friends, this time featuring the fertility idol from Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark:



Here comes another one:

Wanna see something stupid? (Once more…)

Let me show you the stupidest fight scene ever, from a "movie" called Undefeatable (which, surprisingly enough, was not directed by Alan Smithee):



It's even more ridiculous than Jean-Claude Van Damme. vs. woman in penguin suit fight in Sudden Death…

Irritable kid

Warning: if you watch this video, you'll soil yourself because this proves to be more far beyond hilarious! I nearly fell off my chair…



LMAO ROFLOL, as they say. ;-)

This video actually combines three of the most famous Internet phenomena, namely Angry German Kid, Numa Numa Boy and Star Wars Kid. Here's the subtitled version of the Angry German Kid video:



I found this explanation in the descrption box:

Angry German Kid (a.k.a. Der echte Gangster, Slikk or Leopold) is a talented actor of age 15 from Bergisches Land, Germany. He plays a character, Der echte Gangster, a parody of a wannabe gangster. This fact has often been misunderstood, and as a result he has been subject to bullying both on- and offline (e.g. school). For this very reason, he stopped making videos for almost a year in 2006. (…) This video was made as a response to some German politicians attempting to restrict access to violent video games. He was trying to show how they view gamers. Very amusing and intelligent. Too bad most people missed the point.

Brilliant acting, then!



Today's Uncyclopedia featured articles: Star Wars Kid and Numa Numa Boy, for your personal information. There's no entry on Angry German Kid.

Bonus (for having read till here): if you've got a wicked mind, check out a video I posted on Statler and Waldorf's outrageous blog.

"The Cat Concerto"

The Cat Concerto is perhaps one of the most popular short cartoons ever created. In 1947 it received the Academy Award for Best Short Subject: Cartoons. It "stars" Tom (the cat) as a piano virtuoso giving a recital on the instrument Jerry (the mouse) lives in.



I LOVE Tom's face at 03:43 and the way the piano lid is slammed onto his fingers…

The theme that you hear, Hungarian Rhapsody Number 2 by Franz Liszt, has been spoofed in Who Framed Roger Rabbit in the piano fight scene featuring Daffy Duck and Donald Duck.



From Wikipedia:

Controversy

The same year MGM produced The Cat Concerto, Warner Bros. released a very similar cartoon entitled Rhapsody Rabbit. Directed by Friz Freleng, Rhapsody Rabbit featured Bugs Bunny opposite an unnamed mouse. Both shorts had very similar plots, and even use the same piece by Liszt.

Both MGM and Warner Bros. accused each other of plagiarism, after both films were shown during the 1947 Academy Awards ceremony. Technicolor was accused of sending a print of either cartoon to the competing studio, who then allegedly plagarized their rival's work.

Never eat ants

Here's a funny episode of Happy Tree Friends that I've just watched:



ROFL!

Here's another (obviously) gory one: