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Showing posts with label Guy Mortier. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Guy Mortier. Show all posts
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12/08/2008
11/26/2008
6/19/2008
Alles kan beter (5)
Alles kan beter explains how to shoot a carjacking scene:
Some driving lessons, if you want:
"Links en rechts… de termen betekenen niets voor mij…"
"Gas geven, meneer Mortier!"
"Gas? Ik heb er zelf last van!"
Some driving lessons, if you want:
"Links en rechts… de termen betekenen niets voor mij…"
"Gas geven, meneer Mortier!"
"Gas? Ik heb er zelf last van!"
6/15/2008
Alles kan beter (4)
Let's watch a couple of other fragments from the tremendously hilarious show Alles kan beter. The first extract is evidence that French-speaking students of Dutch are not the only ones who make mistakes when saying the plural form of a noun:
Waw! The former rector of the K.U.Leuven, André Oosterlinck, had a combover! Gotcha!
"Na de maaltijd begaf minister-president Van den Brande zich naar de toiletten. Daar zag ie drie lavabi. Hij deed pipo in de middenstens.
"Blind date?"
"Een 'Braille-afspraak'."
"Hoe noemt men Vlamingen in Benidorm, bijvoorbeeld? 'Paellatievepatienten'?"
"Baignoren."
"VTM-ers?"
Waw! The former rector of the K.U.Leuven, André Oosterlinck, had a combover! Gotcha!
"Na de maaltijd begaf minister-president Van den Brande zich naar de toiletten. Daar zag ie drie lavabi. Hij deed pipo in de middenstens.
"Blind date?"
"Een 'Braille-afspraak'."
"Hoe noemt men Vlamingen in Benidorm, bijvoorbeeld? 'Paellatievepatienten'?"
"Baignoren."
"VTM-ers?"
6/14/2008
Alles kan beter (3)
The team of Alles kan beter hasn't forgotten old people who are a bit deaf: they've created a special newsprogramme for them:
"Met een beetje geluk, tot morgen!"
A comparison between the VRT and VTM news programmes:
"Met een beetje geluk, tot morgen!"
A comparison between the VRT and VTM news programmes:
6/13/2008
Alles kan beter (2)
Did you know that the human body is controlled by a kind of small room where engineers determine what the body does and says? In the following video, Alles kan beter (with Mark Uytterhoeven, Guy Mortier and Tom van Dyck) guides us through the meandres of former Prime Minister Jean-Luc Dehaene… Beware: it's absolutely hilarious.
And once again for those of you currently studying taalvariatie and some things about Dutch and Flemish dialects, they could be interested in watching this other video featuring Jean-Luc Dehaene:
I won't transcribe anything: I'm definitely not able to do so.
"Aaakes! Degoutant, onz' nagels zijn ze zwart als [?]"Sorry for not being quite able to transcribe tussentaal correctly…
"Dju!"
"Wat is er?"
"Geblokkeerd, he! We zijn geblokkeerd! De rechteren arm, he."
"Harder trekken…"
"Hij zit te lachen?"
"Ja, 't is een nieuwe functie."
"Zet dat toch af!"
"Sorry, mannen, voilà voilà!"
And once again for those of you currently studying taalvariatie and some things about Dutch and Flemish dialects, they could be interested in watching this other video featuring Jean-Luc Dehaene:
I won't transcribe anything: I'm definitely not able to do so.
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