Bear with me

Never go hiking with Family Tree Friends!

Slice and dice

"Snow what?"

Speed: alternate ending

The bus from Speed rampages through the city…

Christmas Week: Home Alone alternate endings

I felt it very appropriate to show you some good alternate endings for Home Alone and Home Alone 2, given this is Christmas Week.

Kevin is stronger than he thought:



And he's a killer!



He gets his ass kicked:



And of course, Casey Jones saves the day:

Have a happy aXe-Mas!

End of track

Happy Tree friends go to an amusement park:

Six Feet Under

Happy Halloween! How to celebrate that better than watching an episode of Happy Tree Friends?





The fact that he uses a lawnmower to get rid of the zombies is definitely a reference to Peter Jackson's Braindead lawnmower scene.

Scarface in 5 seconds

The title says it all!



PS. This five-second movie wasn't made by thatguywiththeglasses; he decided to stop making them so that he doesn't stretch his concept too much, but gives the opportunity to others to make their own.

"Two's a company, three's a crowd"

Happy Tree Friends turns (even more) crazy today:



(Animation by Alan Smithee.)

Whose line is it anyway?

Happy Tree Friends are back!



PS. The title refers to an improvisational comedy show, Whose line is it anyway?

Once upon a time...

As you probably know, I'm fond of cartoons and gory sequences. What a delight, then, when the two form an exquisite combination in Happy Tree Friends?

"Let's put a smile on that face"

Hello kids, it's time to watch a silly episode from Happy Tree Friends, this time featuring the fertility idol from Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark:



Here comes another one:

Prelude to the 2008 Olympics

The 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing have already begun, so I thought it was high time I showed you this video: Philippe Geluck attempting to break the long jump record…

Good riddance!

Have I already told you I hate PCs? Kurt Russell loathes them as well. Check this out:



This scene comes from John Carpenter's The Thing, a film that I have to see someday.

Final Destination 2

Final Destination 2 features one of the best crash scenes in all the action movies I've seen so far:



And for those of you who are afraid to go to the dentist's:

"Hello, Mr Horse" (David Walliams as Lou Todd, in Little Britain season 2)

Audi came up with a terrific commercial for its new R8:



This was a perfect example of a commercial that will never work with most people, because it's a reference to Coppola's Godfather. Maybe it would be interesting to situate the scene first: Johnny Fontane came to his godfather, Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando) because he needed his help: Jack Woltz, an influent Hollywood producer, turned him down for playing the main part he wanted in a new movie. Johnny is a bit desperate:



So, Don Vito sends his consiglieri Tom Hagen (Robert Duvall) to Jack Woltz in order to make him an offer he can't refuse… But Jack Woltz still refuses to take Johnny Fontane for the role—in fact because Johnny slept with one of his mistresses. Tom has no other option than to take the hard way:



The spoofed scene in the commercial is thus Jack Woltz finding the head of his valuable racehorse Khartoum when he wakes up!

P.S. Note that the character of Johnny Fontane presents uncanny resemblances to Frank Sinatra's career, who was "mysteriously" helped…


Today's featured Uncyclopedia article: The Godfather, of course!

The film is widely accepted as the greatest film in cinema history, voted number one on most internet websites like Fresh-Tomatos.com and the IMDB. However, it is also the subject of great controversy. Ever since the films release, mass cults have formed. Often, people claimed The Godfather's Vito Corleone was made in the image of Jesus Christ. Evidence for this claim comes from the characters title:

God = Shows the religous side of Vito.

Father = Shows that his father is God.

Putting both words together gets the title "Godfather." Some people continue to believe he has the title because it sounds cool.

The film also arose the disease known as MCD (Marble Cheeks Disease). This disease is caught from when people try to be like Marlon Brando and put marbles in there mouth, only what they fail to realise is that this can lead to a very serious disease, depending on how clean the marbles are. People who still want to pretend to be Marlon Brando have to make sure they sterilise their marbles with bleech before putting them in there mouths.

Brilliant!

Blind Date…

… with our Happy Tree Friends, of course!



And even Andy from Little Britain has got a blind date as well:

A Lawn Mower Can Save Your Life!!!

Remember what I wrote in my blog entry of 7 October? Well, for the first time I have to quote myself:

[Talking about Peter Jackson's Braindead]
I keep the best scene for the article I'll post on 31 October: it'll suit perfectly to the theme of the day… See you then!

Here we are. 31 October. I'm writing this at 6.42 pm. It's already dark. I'm alone in the corridor where my student room lies. It's the perfect time to watch the best scene of Braindead: the Lawnmower Scene. If you don't like horror movies and loathe the sight of blood (even fake), then you'd beter not watch this. Nevertheless, if you do want to have a good laugh, please watch it. It's definitely not the kind of movies that "make you shit bricks" (just to quote again thenostalgiacritic – cf. yesterday's post), but instead it's a tremendous movie.



And I can't resist to the temptation of showing you the fight opposing Father McGruder to several zombies:



And this is the origin of the zombie problem: rat monkeys of Sumatra (!):



Haha!!!!

I'm looking forward to seeing the rest of the film!