"All who gain power are afraid to lose it" — Chancellor Palpatine, Star Wars - Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
// Just a blog among many others //
"Et comme dirait Grucho Marx : 'Si vous n'aimez pas mes opinions, j'en ai d'autres !'" (Jean-Jacques Jespers)
// This is a blog that is updated on a daily basis (if I have time, though…) and on which I feature things that I find funny. Enjoy and don't hesitate to post comments as well!
Today I wanted to watch the number 1 promoted video of the day, but I got redirected here… Weird. Let's click on the channel page… WTF?
In fact, you can read on Wikipedia that it is a recent phenomenon on the Internet called "Rickrolling":
Rickroll is an Internet meme involving Rick Astley's music video for his song "Never Gonna Give You Up". In a rickroll, a person provides a link they claim is relevant to the topic at hand which actually takes the user to the Astley video. By May 2007[1], the practice had become widespread, and it eventually began to receive some coverage in the mainstream media.[2][3][4]
One of the other odd things about April Fools' Day is that it is the only time of year when Uncyclopedia users are allowed to write something actually true, and the Uncyclopedia Main Page looks much like the Main Page of arch nemesis Wikipedia. Sadly, these articles are usually regarded as nonsense the next day and are reverted or otherwise removed, the bunch of arrogant bastards.
Actually, I realized that this blog wasn't refering to the real world as much as I wanted. That's why I decided to share with you several events that attracted my eyes in the news.
Prime Minister of Belgium, Guy Verhofstadt, is worldwide known for wearing the most stupid glasses ever. On a talkshow broadcast in Wallonie, he said, to answer a watcher's remark, that he would change glasses only if 100,000 people demanded it on a petition. I've already signed it. What are you waiting for?! Let's get rid of this plastic piece of junk! (OK, I don't want Guy to wear the same look that 10 years ago - see picture on the right…)
Recently, I heard that Elio Di Rupo, president of the Walloon Socialist Party, wanted our drunk minister of Equipment Michel Daerden to go to the AA's… Warning! The AA's are not the Alcoholic Anonymous — which could have been an excellent place for Daerden to go to — but the Amis d'Adam, an association that promotes, among others, nudist campings. A considerable number of Dutch tourists are expected to come this summer in Wallonie in such nudist camps, and Michel Daerden's task is to find out if the parking facilities are sufficient. It is also said that M. Daerden plans to charge a tax on all foreign vehicules using these parking-lots to be; at least, M. Leterme can't do anything against it.
In early April 2005, pope John Paul II died. Two years later, a sister says she was healed from Alzheimer disease by thinking about John Paul strongly. According to the Roman Church, this is a miracle — which is pretty good for JPII's canonization procedure. I heard about some guy who claims having been saved by someone who got him out of the water because he was drowning. Does that make of that person a saint?
London is known for being the capital of the United Kingdom, but will be known also for being the model of a 3D video game called "Spiral Fool", designed for the brand-new PS3. We don't know a lot about it for the moment, but the gamers are impatient to play with it. Basically, it's about an evil scientist whose task is to get control of people's minds. The game's title is based on an anagram.
For next year, the government decided to raise new taxes on people – why not? They do whatever they like, and they get paid for it. The federal election being nigh, some of the ministers and parlementarians are under the threat of being expelled (which could be a good chatize for those who haven't done anything for 4 or 8 years) and thus, they quickly do something, like voting a law, in order to make a (last?) good impression. Among all those measures, let's highlight this tax on barbecues (because they're CO2-producers). The Pfaffs will be upset.
On 1st April 2007 a "vistrein" will travel between Ostend and Antwerp to promote Ostend's fish markets.
On Hollywood now. If you haven't heard about Michel Daerden's ethylic deeds, you're a caveman. (Ow, I have to tell you about that movie, Caveman, with Ringo Starr…) Well, he's so famous that the producers of the series Lost decided to ask him to play a role in the third series. Here's evidence of it:
Last but not least, don't forget it's Easter in one week's time, so don't get confused if you see big, pink rabbits on street or other animals carrying eggs.
Suddenly, I realize I haven't mentioned something crucial yet: Take the bait!.
— I was born on 12 February 1988 in Rocourt (in the municipality of Liège). I grew up in Aubel, then I studied in Herve (Collège Royal Marie-Thérèse). I took a bachelor's degree in Germanic languages (Dutch and English) in Namur, then I went to the KU Leuven to do a MA in Linguistics and Literature (Dutch and English). My main research interests are the translation of humour, intertextual references and multilingualism/heterolingualism.
// — I'm an Internet freak and fond of cinema.
// — I enjoy making (silly) comments on anything, grumpily bickering and nitpicking just like Statler from the Muppets.
// Why did you google my name, you nosy person?
"Tu veux ma photo, banane ?" (Biff Tannen, Back to the Future)
This picture was taken on 21 June 2007 while we were resting in front of a café in Damme. That day, just after the last exam of the first year, we had the opportunity to make a small excursion on a bike from Brugge to Damme.
My nicknames
Statler (coined by Prof. Lieven Vandelanotte) because I often make silly comments and crack jokes that nobody understands except my fellow Martin aka Waldorf
Statistics: number of visitors (starting on 5 November 2007)
Famous people I saw or met at least once (of course, nearly all of them come from Belgium)
Amélie Nothomb
André Flahaut
Anne-Marie Lizin
Arno
Axel Merckx
Benoît Poelvoorde
Bernard Hinault
Bla-Bla (I admit I was a great fan of his shows…)
Bouli Lanners
Bruno Coppens
Christophe Brandt
Christopher Lloyd
Didier Reynders
Didier Van Cauwelaert
Dupa (Jean Dupanloup)
Eddy Merckx
Eric De Staerke
Fadilah Laanan
Frédéric Deborsu
Frédéric Jannin
Gilles Dal
Grand Duke
Gryzette
Guy Verhofstadt
Herman De Croo
Howard Shore
Isabelle Durant
Jacques Balutin
Jacques Mercier
Jean Piat
Jean-Claude Vancauwenberghe
Jean-Jacques Jespers
Jean-Luc Fonck
Jean-Marie Leblanc
Joëlle Milquet
Juan d'Oultremont
King Albert II
Kris Peeters
Lance Armstrong
Laurence Bibot
Les Gauff' (Au Suc')
Lorent Deutsch
Marc Moulin
Marie Arena
Miam Monster Miam
Nathalie Uffner
Nicolas Sarkozy
No that's a joke, I never saw him
Olivier Monsens
Paolo Bettini
Philippe Geluck
Philippe Lafontaine
Philippe Lambillon
Pierre Aucaigne
Pierre Kroll
Pierre Rapsat
Pino Cerami
Prince Laurent
Prince Philippe
Queen Fabiola
Queen Paola
Raoul Reyers (Philippe Gouders)
Rik Verbrugghe
Robbie McEwen
Robert Sabatier
Robert Wasseige
Rudy Demotte
Saint André (the singer!)
Sam Touzani
Sergio Honorez
Stefan Liberski
Thomas Gunzig
Tom Boonen
Virginie Hocq
Virginie Svensson
People I dislike or hate or that irritate me (a selection)
Benedict XVI (Religious Extremist)
Benoît Dreze (CDH) (He wants to promote the so-called "chèques-service" which encourage slavery — namely people doing the housework you should do on your own)
Condoleeza Rice (A Shame For Women)
Donald Rumsfeld (Republican Idiot)
Filip De Winter (VB)
George W. Bush (Supreme Moron)
H.M. Leopold III (traitor)
John-Paul II (fortunately he died)
José Happart (PS) (Complete nerd)
Justine Henin (Tennis Player)
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Extremist)
Mgr Léonard (Intolerant, Religious Extremist, Mentally Deranged, Pillock)
Michael Schumacher (Dikke Nek)
Paul Wolfovitz (yeah, that guy who can't buy a new pair of socks but can help his girlfriend get a better job…)