O'Reilly is a jerk

I can't stand US conservatists like Bill O'Reilly, who attacks the son of a guy who died in the 9/11 attacks because he dares not to support the war!





Take that, W:

Who's the Real George Bush?

Today's Uncyclopedia featured article: Moronicus, ancestor of G.W. Bush.

Idiocrates, achieving the "least efforts" by reducing his brain activity to the minimal.

Food Wars

If you wonder which country is hidden behind each kind of food, you might be interested in checking this list. I guess it was quite pretty obvious with the pretzels and the bratwurst!

Here are the famous battles that are re-enacted:

1. The World
2. WWII: Holocaust; French surrender; London Bombing; Pearl Harbor; Battle of Midway; D-day; fall of Berlin; Hiroshima
3. Arab-Israeli War: Brits leave Israel; Israel expands territory
4. Korean War: China and Russia back the North; the US back the South
5. Cuban Missile Crisis
6. Viet Nam: China and Russia back the North; the US back the South
7. Cold War: Arms race
8. Intifada
9. Gulf War: Iraq invades Kuwait, Scuds, smart bomb
10. 9/11
11. Afghanistan
12. Gulf War II: Shock and awe; IED
13. Bug Food

PS. This was my 400th post!

Pics' art

Today, let me show you a series of silly photographs I found on the Internet. Let's start — for a change — with those I found on Uncyclopedia:

Close Encounters of the Third Reich:


Who can deny that Man is descended from apes?


Strange coincidence, isn't it?

This is a clever boy!


See, I told you he was evil!

This would have ruined his authority, back then:


Some of you are familiar with these signs, seen in the periphery of Brussels:

(Source: Brio.)

"How did you get up there?"
"I fell!"


This one is probably a fake one, though:


Brilliant:

"Are you having a laugh?"

This is evidence that birds cannot read (or, at least, interpret symbols):


And dogs as well.

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

This quote comes from Tim Burton's 1989 Batman:



This version, which I find extremelly good, opposed Michael Keaton to Jack Nicholson as the Joker. This year, though, a new version of the struggle between Batman and the Joker is to be released, namely The Dark Knight, the sequel to Batman Begins, with Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne and Heath Ledger as the Joker. Also returning: Michael Caine as Alfred, Morgan Freeman as Lucius Fox and Gary Oldman as Commissioner Gordon. Here's the most awaited trailer:



That will be the last film Heath Ledger stars in, for he died on 22 January. That's a shame, because he was a very talented actor, as we all saw his performance in Brokeback Mountain, that film that gave rise to so many parodies.



Today's Uncyclopedia featured article: WTC.

Bad Advertisement

Yo. I received an email in which I found a link to pictures denoting an unfortunate link between an ad and the context where it's found. Check this out:

This picture was probably taken exactly six years ago…

Yummy! Who's feeling like having an ice-cream? This girl apparently perfers licking the rubbish bin.

Praised be our Lord, Jesus Cat!

"Don't try this at home."

To smoke or not to smoke: that is the question.

Who's never suffered from an Error 404, especially on Yahoo?

This should be given the award of the worse matched advertisement.

Dumb and Smarter.

Oh, look, new fashionable panties with carefully designed images hit the stores! I gotta have one!