O'Reilly is a jerk

I can't stand US conservatists like Bill O'Reilly, who attacks the son of a guy who died in the 9/11 attacks because he dares not to support the war!





Take that, W:

Who's the Real George Bush?

Today's Uncyclopedia featured article: Moronicus, ancestor of G.W. Bush.

Idiocrates, achieving the "least efforts" by reducing his brain activity to the minimal.

Shame on Him! Octies: Mgr Léonard

In our enless series of famous combovers, I'd like to introduce you to bishop Mutien-Marie Léonard. I wish you didn't have to know him — for he's a jerk to me — but his hairstyle is just as ridiculous as he is.

I totally loathe this conservative pillock whose views are even more catholic than the pope (to coin a phrase using the uncommon superlative form of a classifing adjective — that's a private joke). This guy came by past me as I was waiting for the mayor's speech last Saturday. While I was insulting him silently, I was looking carefully at his dispiseable head in order to confirm what I thought: he definitely has a combover. He combs his hair from the right back to the left.

He's an asshole, and he's got an asshole haircut. That is justice.