The 100 voices guy

Simply amazing, although it's not perfect.

50 impersonations in 50 seconds

Only thatguywiththeglasses could be crazy enough to do that:



Keaton: "I'm Batman"
Clooney: "I'm Batman"
Maguire: "I'm Spiderman"
Bloom: "I'm boring"

T: "Foo!"

You: "SHUT UP!"


Brilliant.

W.

On 17 Octover Oliver Stone released W., a film (a biopic, more precisely) about George W. Bush — it sounds great, please watch the trailers!

Lookalikes (2)

Just another series of uncanny resemblances…




Unbelievable!




What a coincidence!


No wayyyyyy!


So the Red Baron is still alive…


"I bloody told you so!"


Just a bit…


Unbelievable! Exactly what I thought! Wilhelm von Homburg, the guy who played the evil Vigo in Ghostbusters II always made me think of Fred Thompson, another actor/politician.


What a disgrace! (for both, I mean)


Already mentioned as well.


This is definitely the best lookalike ever.

W wuz hear

What if G.W. Bush had been a Jedi? (Of course we know it's strictly impossible: you've got to be intelligent…)



Today's Uncyclopedia article: Jedi.

Contradictions, contradictions…

Watch out, this guy might end up being the next US President… Well, that wouldn't be much of a change after G.W. Bush…

Another silly video

"Thanks for coming, welcome to the White House." *Fart* [Looks surprised and amazed.]

Bush's new target: zombies

Presidents can be funny sometimes

If you don't believe me, watch this:



Same principle, but applied to Vladimir Putin:



Sarkozy has had one too many as well:



Note that, as opposed to his two homologues, Sarkozy's speech hasn't been slowed down at all!

I also found this video featuring a song by Carla Bruni, with pictures brilliantly spoofing on the lyrics:



PS. Don't forget some of the hyperlinks if you want to read the Uncyclopedia entries about those people.

Movie posters

The official poster for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull has just been released, so have a look at this great piece of artwork by Drew Struzan—who also made the Star Wars posters, but also those for Harry Potter and the Back to the Future trilogy, among others.


(This picture was retrieved on TheRaider.net.)

By the way, a Frenchman compared the French and the American trailer of the movie, and noticed a dozen of differences due to the censorship of the MPAA. Unbelievable and outrageous! "Big Brother is watching you", it seems. Just a bunch of hypocrits.

Indiana Jones 4 : Comparaison des teasers
envoyé par Rialeb

Talking about movie posters, here are two parodies that I found on Uncyclopedia (where else?):

This one is a spoof on the Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones poster. The following replaces, respectively, Leonardo DiCaprio by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Tom Hanks by George Bush, a parody of Spielberg's Catch Me If You Can.

Scared Stupid

In the 1980s and the early 1990s, the American actor Jim Varney (1949-2000) played the slapstick role of Ernest P. Worrel in a series of movies:

• Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)
• Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)
• Ernest Goes to Jail (1990) (#1 Box Office movie its opening week end with $17 million in ticket sales)
• Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
• Ernest Rides Again (1993)
• Ernest Goes to School (1994)
• Slam Dunk Ernest (1995)
• Ernest Goes to Africa (1997)
• Ernest in the Army(1998)
• Ernest the Pirate (2000) (Was near finishing of filming when Jim Varney died of lung cancer. The film was cancelled.)

(Source: Wikipedia.)

Luckily I saw the first four movies, but the others have never been broadcast, probably because they were made for straight-to-video market. When I had time, I used to watch these movies quite a lot, especially Ernest Scared Stupid (French: Ernest à la chasse aux monstres; Ernest was dubbed by French comedian Jacques Balutin — the guy who, incidentally, was the French voice of Starsky and Cubitus). Here are the very kitschy opening credits:



I love the music, but also the silly, ridiculous "horror" movies of the 50s! (OK, Nosferatu was released in 1922.) In this film, Ernest accidentally unleashes an army of trolls in a small town. The trolls are led by Trantor, whose eyes still make me think of that of G.W. Bush…


I admit the picture doesn't show the eyes very clearly, but it's the only picture I found. For an overall survey of the movie, please read this webpage. And if you want to see the troll in motion, you may want to watch the end scene. Ernest always pulled a face, like in the following vid:



Please watch this fragment, from Ernest Goes to Jail, where Ernest is the member of a jury…



This is hilarious!

PS. Is there anyone out here who knew this character? Please comment.

Pics' art

Today, let me show you a series of silly photographs I found on the Internet. Let's start — for a change — with those I found on Uncyclopedia:

Close Encounters of the Third Reich:


Who can deny that Man is descended from apes?


Strange coincidence, isn't it?

This is a clever boy!


See, I told you he was evil!

This would have ruined his authority, back then:


Some of you are familiar with these signs, seen in the periphery of Brussels:

(Source: Brio.)

"How did you get up there?"
"I fell!"


This one is probably a fake one, though:


Brilliant:

"Are you having a laugh?"

This is evidence that birds cannot read (or, at least, interpret symbols):


And dogs as well.

Who?

Probably taken from a real-life example:



I bet such things happen in the White House…

And as we're making fun of G.W. Bush, why wouldn't you watch this thing I posted earlier on:



And I really like the end of this (of course, you need to know the tune):

Erick Avari

Whenever the Afghan president, Hamid Karzai, appears with his old friend George W. Bush (you know, that crazy US president), I can't help but think of his lookalike, the actor Erick Avari. As you can see by comparing those two pictures, these men are quite resemblant to one another. Silly, isn't it?

Note that Mr Karzai was educated in America, before he graduated and became a member of several companies, among which several have interests in products for an army (namely the US Army)—and war in Afghanistan after the 9/11 attacks were a blessing for such companies, of course.

Note also that you can see Mr. Avari playing non-leading roles in many films, such as Daredevil with Ben Afleck (Avari was Electra's father), but also in series: he played a taxi driver in an early episode of Seinfeld.

What A Silly Ass

You know I like to show you pictures with celebrities whose hair was digitally changed. Here's a fine example: the most powerful (and silliest) man in the world with a combover!

He even looks a lot sillier than he is! (And with such a hair, he looks like Chevy Chase…)

And oh yeah, there's another president who's actually got a combover: Mr Bouteflika, president of Algeria, as you can see on this picture…

Father to Son

Translation :
You know, son, you're making the same mistake in Iraq as what I did with
your mother… I didn't withdraw soon enough!!!

I hope you enjoy. And I hope you hate G.W. Bush, too. At least, this dumb president gave us the opportunity to make fun of the king of the world since 7 (long) years.

G. W. Bush Can Speak West-Flemish!!!

I thought I couldn't understand a single word of this Flemish dialect, but I think this stuff is pretty explicit…



Ik heb juust in m'n broek gescheten! :D :D :D