Borat learns to taste wine

Borat does Cambridge

Borat goes to Cambridge University… and tries to learn cricket…

Borat does Amsterdam

This is my 600th blog post (yeah, already!), but I didn't find anything particular to celebrate this milestone… Instead, I found this video showing Borat discovering Amsterdam. Enjoy.

Lookalikes

Today I received a Minezine newsletter about some of the most striking lookalikes that can be found on totallylookslike.com:






Haha!


Wicked!










Freaky!


Erick Avary is also Hamid Karzai's lookalike, as I already mentioned, remember!




Obvious.


How haven't I ever noticed that?


Funny.

Gotcha!


Brilliant!


I'm always amazed that there are people who think exactly the same, however weird your thoughts are…

Some news from Kazakhstan

A video from Kazakhstan (Greatest country in the world) made its way through all of Eastern Europe to us thanks to YouTube: meet the man with the biggest nose ever:



Ok, this video comes from Turkey, actually.

If you like silly records, here's the world's biggest Mentos-Pepsi geyser:



Typically American!

If you don't know yet where you're gonna go on holiday next summer…

… well, then, I've found something that might interest you and help you decide the destination of your next holiday. Enjoy the Kazakh National Anthem!

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

Of course, if you're not dumb (and I can reasonably assume that you aren't) you should have understood that this was a mere parody from the end of the terrific Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan with Sacha Baron Cohen (more about him in a future post, if I don't forget to do so). Well, in fact, it isn't even a parody, but a real fake anthem. Here's the really real national anthem of Kazakhstan, glorious country:



But still, would you go there?

Alternate endings are back!

I told in another post that YouTube had just deleted several alternate endings that I wanted to show you. Well the genius whose page got deleted has reappeared, so that I have been able to correct the links on 1 October's blog entry, and that I'm going to show you the alternate endings I was talking about.

– Bean: the Movie:



By the way, here's the 5 second version:



– Robert Zemeckis' Contact:



Haha!!

– The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King:



– Borat:



(with a bit of Men in Black)

– Titanic:



– Forrest Gump:



– Shawshank Redemption (I love this movie!):



– Die Hard:



– Honey I shrank the kids:



and this one: