Borat does Amsterdam

This is my 600th blog post (yeah, already!), but I didn't find anything particular to celebrate this milestone… Instead, I found this video showing Borat discovering Amsterdam. Enjoy.

Male driving

The other day I posted a video showing a woman having some trouble getting into a parking lot which she didn't seem to find too small. I also wondered if it wasn't a coincidence that the driver was a woman. There's a common belief that women can't drive, and that's sometimes fair to say that. Fortunately, such things as the parking disaster aren't common place. Besides, men can be terrible at driving as well. Here's a video on the origins of the phenomenon:



A silly commercial:



A picture slideshow featuring some car wrecks, most of which are to be attributed to male drivers in my opinion:



1:26 --> Welcome to Kazakhstan!

Rally drivers (all men, of course: women are clever enough not to take part in these races) are known to be dumb, stupid, daft, idiotic jackasses. In the following video, none of them manages to get past a corner successfully:



Note that gradually more people came to witness the accidents!

Soldiers driving a Hummer in Iraq:



"We brake for nobody"

Some news from Kazakhstan

A video from Kazakhstan (Greatest country in the world) made its way through all of Eastern Europe to us thanks to YouTube: meet the man with the biggest nose ever:



Ok, this video comes from Turkey, actually.

If you like silly records, here's the world's biggest Mentos-Pepsi geyser:



Typically American!

If you don't know yet where you're gonna go on holiday next summer…

… well, then, I've found something that might interest you and help you decide the destination of your next holiday. Enjoy the Kazakh National Anthem!

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

Of course, if you're not dumb (and I can reasonably assume that you aren't) you should have understood that this was a mere parody from the end of the terrific Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan with Sacha Baron Cohen (more about him in a future post, if I don't forget to do so). Well, in fact, it isn't even a parody, but a real fake anthem. Here's the really real national anthem of Kazakhstan, glorious country:



But still, would you go there?