Showing posts with label Monster. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monster. Show all posts

1/05/2009

Lookalikes (6)

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Morticia Adams Totally Looks Like Christina Ricci
A pleasant coincidence

John Fogarty Totally Looks Like Harrison Ford
Haha!

Orc General Gothmog Totally Looks Like Sloth

Nicole Richie Totally Looks Like This Stick

The Penguin Totally Looks Like Tiny Tim
Same nose indeed.

Lindt Truffle Totally Looks Like Death Star
LOL

Statue of Liberty Totally Looks Like Elvis
That's just unbelievable.

Clint Eastwood From Gran Torino Totally Looks Like Walter

Tom Selleck Totally Looks Like Mark Twain
No way!

Variable Star V838 Monocerotis Totally Looks Like Firefox Logo
Nice star!

Ed Harris Totally Looks Like Field Marshall Erwin Rommel
That's maybe because he played Rommel…

Mr. Lebowski Totally Looks Like Dick Cheney

3/03/2008

Scared Stupid

In the 1980s and the early 1990s, the American actor Jim Varney (1949-2000) played the slapstick role of Ernest P. Worrel in a series of movies:
(Source: Wikipedia.)

Luckily I saw the first four movies, but the others have never been broadcast, probably because they were made for straight-to-video market. When I had time, I used to watch these movies quite a lot, especially Ernest Scared Stupid (French: Ernest à la chasse aux monstres; Ernest was dubbed by French comedian Jacques Balutin — the guy who, incidentally, was the French voice of Starsky and Cubitus). Here are the very kitschy opening credits:



I love the music, but also the silly, ridiculous "horror" movies of the 50s! (OK, Nosferatu was released in 1922.) In this film, Ernest accidentally unleashes an army of trolls in a small town. The trolls are led by Trantor, whose eyes still make me think of that of G.W. Bush


I admit the picture doesn't show the eyes very clearly, but it's the only picture I found. For an overall survey of the movie, please read this webpage. And if you want to see the troll in motion, you may want to watch the end scene. Ernest always pulled a face, like in the following vid:



Please watch this fragment, from Ernest Goes to Jail, where Ernest is the member of a jury…



This is hilarious!

PS. Is there anyone out here who knew this character? Please comment.

8/14/2007

What If The Simpsons Had Magic Skills?

Tomorrow I'm gonna go and see "The Simpsons Movie" at the cinema. So I decided to show you this sketch, which was part of a "Horror Show" (the episode that's broadcast on Halloween).



Silly, wasn't it? I like it because of the monster. And other puns like: "Head Zepplin!"

3/10/2007

Bouboule, Evil Cat

Meet another monster in my family: Bouboule, my grand-mother's cat. He is evil. I mean it: he is evil. Look in his eyes, and you'll see that he would like to eat your face. Fortunately, this cat is not one of the most vivace in the world: he spends the whole day (and sometimes week, or month) lazying in a box. He only moves a little to get his food, that my grand-mother bought for him. He has nothing of a hunter.
Roughly one month ago, my grand-mother didn't see him in the house before she locked it. For once, he had to be outside. The days passed, and one week later, she thought he had been smashed by a car, and now rotting on a road, eaten by the flies. But no! This cat is evil! He came back! An aura of evil, I say. Normally, we say that a cat's got 9 lifes, but this one not only lived these 9 lifes, but also another 10, I think… My mother says that he was part of the cast of The Pet Semetary (sic), a film from a horror book by Stephen King, in which two childs bury a cat in an ancient Indian Cemetery, and then the cat comes back—with a vengence… Wicked.