Lookalikes (2)

Just another series of uncanny resemblances…




Unbelievable!




What a coincidence!


No wayyyyyy!


So the Red Baron is still alive…


"I bloody told you so!"


Just a bit…


Unbelievable! Exactly what I thought! Wilhelm von Homburg, the guy who played the evil Vigo in Ghostbusters II always made me think of Fred Thompson, another actor/politician.


What a disgrace! (for both, I mean)


Already mentioned as well.


This is definitely the best lookalike ever.

From the balcony

A guy found another interesting parallel between Star Wars and real life. Watch this scene from the end of Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones:



Real-life events (with a bit of editing, but still):



I told you there was something fishy with this guy!

Pics' art

Today, let me show you a series of silly photographs I found on the Internet. Let's start — for a change — with those I found on Uncyclopedia:

Close Encounters of the Third Reich:


Who can deny that Man is descended from apes?


Strange coincidence, isn't it?

This is a clever boy!


See, I told you he was evil!

This would have ruined his authority, back then:


Some of you are familiar with these signs, seen in the periphery of Brussels:

(Source: Brio.)

"How did you get up there?"
"I fell!"


This one is probably a fake one, though:


Brilliant:

"Are you having a laugh?"

This is evidence that birds cannot read (or, at least, interpret symbols):


And dogs as well.

Mac Rules

What can you do apart from saying "Aaaahhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"? And wait, watch the guided tour:



Ok, this laptop doesn't have an optical drive, but the wireless technology sorts out the problem quite simply by accessing an optical drive of another computer ("Remote Disc" function). I admit it's a little bit insane. Basically, this laptop is wonderful if you just want to have the world's thinnest notebook, but apart from that, I don't see the point in making it so thin that you don't even have an optical drive… What if you're on a train and want to watch a DVD? You're kind of pissed off.

PS. It will be in sale in a couple of weeks' time on Apple Store; prices starting at €1700.

I found those silly animations on Uncyclopedia, and I just wanted to show them to you…

And this one, about Darth Ratzi, aka Satan Claus:

Santa Claus, pleading to the Soviets after an exploding cigar vaporized his beard

One word: ROFL.

Darth Ratzi: the Pics

Here are some pictures I found on the Internet, showing striking likelinesses between Emperor Palpatine and the evil pope Benedict XVI (aka Jozeph Ratzinger, aka Darth Ratzi).

This is a first picture showing our Darth Razti training at fighting with a lightsaber:


Two other pics showing the everything-but-benevolent look of Palpatine & Ratzi:


Striking, isn't it? But wait, there's more: when Darth Ratzi took control over the dictatorship of Vatican (true: Vatican is the only country of Europe whose head of State is NOT elected by its citizens; and for the record, in kingdoms the head of state is indeed a king/queen, but the Prime minister actually fulfils this function), he raised his arms towards the sky, and almost used his evil powers to shock the crowd (as shown on the picture).



So, now, I hope you see Benedict XVI in a different way. He just looked evil when I first saw him. My insight proved to be true when I heard about what he said about important issues (e.g. contraception, abortion, priests' marriage…), taking ultra-conservative opinions. (But what could we wait from a pope… Who the hell am I kidding?)

Darth Razti: A New Danger

So, the reluctant Benedict XVI has arrived today in Austria. My mother sent me this really appropriate picture, with this comment:

"Emperor Palpatine inspecting his Troops"

In my opinion, Benedict XVI, or Darth Ratzi (as the Web community sometimes calls him) is as dangerous as Palpatine, that evil Emperor in the Star Wars movies. I'll show you pictures of him where you'll see that Ratzinger's the perfect lookalike of Emperor Palpatine. But the latest seems much more friendly, though.