Fanboys

Fanboys tells the story of young Star Wars freaks who try to heist George Lucas's Skywalker Ranch to rob a copy of Episode I because they cannot wait till the release. It's full of references to the original films (and I fear that the French translation will ruin all that) and other geeky gags…

Fucking alternate endings

It seems that no reader likes alternate endings (because blog entries featuring them are never commented on), but I like them, so here's another twisted version of Die Hard:

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But wait! Maybe there are some people among you who've never seen the film. Here's the fucking short version:



(It reminds me of that fucking short version of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; I once told you about it.)

And there comes the alternate ending:



Toooooooo baaaaaaaaaad!

And those two, but about Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace:



Ouch!



All right, this would have ruined the other five movies — for Anakin is the main character…

Jay and Silent Bob's favourite word

I came to know Jay and Silent Bob (played by Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith) by watching a film called Dogma. Here's the trailer:



I didn't quite remember the plot, but now I've seen that, I get a glimpse of what it was. It was a witty mix of fun and serious philosophical issues. I've got to watch that film. Maybe in ten year's time, when I don't have anything else to do.

What I wanted to show you today is a montage that was made by a fan (I think), who spent hours watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (a title that appealed me because it's a reference to Star Wars: Episode V — and there were many in that movie) in order to spot each occurence of the word fuck or fucking. I think that not a single movie in the history of cinema displays such a huge number of swear words…



If I could get a buck whenever they say that word, I'd be rich. (Could you count how many times the word is said?)