It's a gastastrophe!

Really stupid alternate ending, as usual… This time featuring Jean-Claude Van Damme from Universal Soldier…



Please note that JCVD is included in the list of "Bad motherfuckers" on Uncyclopedia, along with stars such as: Bruce Lee, Bruce Willis, Charles Bronson, Chow Yun-Fat, Dirty Harry, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Red Forman, Renaldo Lapuz, Samuel L. Jackson, Shaft, Steven Seagal, Ving Rhames and Wesley Snipes

Wanna see something stupid? (Once more…)

Let me show you the stupidest fight scene ever, from a "movie" called Undefeatable (which, surprisingly enough, was not directed by Alan Smithee):



It's even more ridiculous than Jean-Claude Van Damme. vs. woman in penguin suit fight in Sudden Death…

Who Said That Penguins Were Friendly?

Our born-in-Belgium celebrity Jean-Claude Van Damme is good at starring in stupid movies. Here's an extract in which you can see one of the stupidest fights in the movie history…



Sound effects are terrible… Sooo childish.