Star Wars Episode IV: A New Pope

Remember that I've already told you about the awkward resemblance between Pope Benedict XVI (aka Ratzinger, aka Panzerkardinal) and the evil Emperor Palpatine from the Star Wars saga, one of the most demonic vilains in the movie history?

Well, the other time I showed you convincing pictures, and now it's time for you to show actual evidence that Darth Ratzi is as evil as Palpatine, not only because of his grim face…



… but also because of his stands on a great many things (just to quote a couple of words from Return of the Jedi:



This one is called "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Pope", a pun on "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope".



Striking, isn't it? This video was called "Dark Pope of the Sith", a pun on "Dark Lord of the Sith".

And to finish with, some genius had the idea of buying a little sculpture of the pope (which would be, otherwise, really dumb) and dress it with a dark cloak so that… he ended up with something like this:



Even more stricking, wasn't it?

If you don't know what to buy me for my birthday, I'd be delighted to get such a sculpture. It'd make a perfect addition to my collection (just to quote a few words from General Grievous).

Shame on Him! Septies: Gabriel Ringlet

Gabriel Ringlet is another piece from my collection of famous combover. Once again, we can assume that this man is intelligent, as a well-known theologian and professor of canonic right at Louvain-la-Neuve University. But two facts prove this to be wrong:
— he's a catholic priest
— he's got a toupee-like combover.

I haven't seen him for a while on telly. Maybe because there aren't that many religious issues to discuss for the moment. Politicians are fighting about "splitsing" and "regionalisering". When that jerk of pope JP II eventually passed away (to be succeeded by another jerk, but even more evil), he predicted that some obscure Italian, non-bishop priester would be chosen…

Darth Razti: A New Danger

So, the reluctant Benedict XVI has arrived today in Austria. My mother sent me this really appropriate picture, with this comment:

"Emperor Palpatine inspecting his Troops"

In my opinion, Benedict XVI, or Darth Ratzi (as the Web community sometimes calls him) is as dangerous as Palpatine, that evil Emperor in the Star Wars movies. I'll show you pictures of him where you'll see that Ratzinger's the perfect lookalike of Emperor Palpatine. But the latest seems much more friendly, though.