4/18/2007

The Ultimate Question in the Universe

People usually consider the greatest question of the universe to be related to the meaning of life or something boring like that. I disagree with that belief. I found on YouTube a video by this guy, whom I henceforth shall consider as one of the best philosophers in the world. Check this out, and give me your opinion about that question, and of course your own answer.

In what order should the Star Wars films be watched?



As to me, I'd say that I'd prefer my children to watch Episodes IV, V and VI, and ten years later show them Episodes I, II and III. Just like I did. But of course, at the time, the new trilogy didn't exist. My biggest argument is that of the reveal of Darth Vader's identity. Do you agree?

4/17/2007

The DeLorean: "Live the Dream"

I told you last Wednesday that I was going to go to Brussels in order to meet Christopher Lloyd at the BIFFF. I did. I met one of my favourite actors. But I haven't uploaded the pictures yet, so that I can write a post about it. Meanwhile, I will briefly give a preview of what you're going to read in one week's time or so.

I went to Brussels with my parents on Thursday 12 April. We went eating crisps at the Atomium's fritkot, and then we went to Tour & Taxi, where the event took place. It was 6 o'clock, and Mr. Lloyd was to arrive at 8 pm. Round 7.30, a DeLorean arrived!!! My favourite car!!! The one that, precisely, we see in the Back to the Future trilogy!!!

That was the preview.

Now a little bit more about DeLoreans, or, more precisely, the DeLorean DMC-12. Here's a fine video that explains the main lines of the phenomenon.



I'd like to have one of them. Ok, I first have to have the money. So, I have to get a good job. That's why I'm working hard. Unfortunately, they're scarce in Europe, and their importation is nearly impossible, due to bureaucratic fuss — don't worry, I'll tell you about it.

There are only 21 DeLoreans in Belgium. Here's another, broadcast on VRT (Flemish television) in the summer of 2006. It's a shame I discovered it two days ago…



As an exercise, I decided to transcribe it… The fact is that they talk a bit too fast, but I could pause and transcribe what they were saying. But when who have a speaker who hesitates and overuses "online planning" device in order to "fill in the air" just the time he's thinking about what he's gonna say, then you're in trouble if Flemish is not your mother tongue… That guy named Andy is hardly understandable. Hence the "???" for the words that I don't understand or that I can't even deduce from context. Please help me, if you do understand it!!! Or if you find mistakes, I'd be glad to correct them.

Terug naar de toekomst

Andy:"Ik moest erkennen … tijdreizen … eigenlijk wat dacht er rooslicht is erg, denk ik heel zo belangrijk, denk ik, ik vind het meer belangrijkere van…van euh… vooruit te kunnen gaan en stilstaan en …??, ja."

Zondag is Poperinge the place to be voor de trotse eigenaars van een oldtimer. Frederik, Andy en Benny hebben er een van een heel speciale soort: een DeLorean van 1981 wa namelijk de ster in de film Back to the Future.

Frederik: "Het was allemaal begonnen toen ik was klein manneke toen ik voor de eerste keer Back to the Future zag. Het was al spectaculair op zich. Ik dacht dat de auto eigenlijk speciaal voor de film was gebouwd voor de film zelf. Maar dat bleek niet het geval te zijn."

Andy: "DeLorean heb ik leren kennen toen ik een videobank kreeg van een vriend waarop een film stond; ik heb naar die film gekeken, en die film had blijven doorlopen. En op het ??? daarop … stond een andere film achter eigenlijk, en toen heb ik die voor de eerste keer de DeLorean gezien."

Frederik: "Er is die beroemde scène waar die… waar een vrachtwagen stond op een parking, de Twin Pine Mall, en die deur gaat open, en die DeLorean is voor de eerste keer uitgereden. Het eerste wat ik dacht: "Als ik later groot ben, ?? ook zo één."

Andy:"Als ??? toekom, ik parkeer de wagen, en zwaai die deuren open. Het eerste wat de mensen meestal vragen is zo van een typische vraag: "Kan je ook tijdreizen?", of "Kan je ook vliegen?". Dat zijn meestal… dat was eigenlijk op die tijd een optie op deze wagen, dus…"

"— Die film Back to the Future nooit gezien?"
— O, ja, ja, ja!
— Dat is 'm. Dat is 'm.
— Ja, Bake to die Fjutch, ja…
— Vleugeldeuren…
— Ja.
— … Inox.
— Ja."

Frederik:"Het is 'n heel plezant gevoel met die auto te rijden: het is een betaalbaar wagen, hij valt sowieso alop."

Andy:"Ik denk dat het… een soort van, een soort van ziekte is die wagen, da's toch een gezonde ziekte van maar zijn."

Benny:"Die eigenaars van DeLoreans, die zijn wel op zij mi … gelijk zielen te zoemen, omdat we praten toch altijd over hetzelfde…"

Frederik:"Het is een deel van de autocultuur, zowel als de Amerikaans als de Europese markt, en daarenbovende dankzij de films van Back to the Future is het op een film gekomen."

Frederik:"Als ik zo kunnen terugkeren naar de tijd, zal ik proberen terug te gaan naar de jaren waar de DeLorean gebouwd werd en al de brochures en al de informatie die toen op de markt was, bij mij houden, want die halen fortuinen op internet."

Benny:"Als je naar de toekomst wil gaan, in tijd… in tijd reizen, da moet je met 'n DeLorean, dat kan nie me 'n andere wagen…"

Keikoptreffen: nu zondag in Poperinge.

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I also like monster trucks (it's sooo stupid). Look, a DeLorean-Monster Truck does exist!!



I think the owner's got a combover…

That's all, folks.

4/16/2007

If You Can Build A Star Destroyer So Quicky, You Are My Hero

I haven't told you yet that I've a passion (OK, the word is maybe a little it too strong, but still) for LEGO. And if you combine LEGO with Star Wars, I couldn't be more happy! This is the biggest LEGO-set ever made, with as much as 3,100 pieces. It costs about 350$… If you don't know what to give me as a birthday present, then it's a suggestion. At least, I would be busy with it during a whole day, so that I don't write about who-the-hell-cares-about-it matters on this blog…



And think about the person who made the plans of it: this must be a genius. Or perhaps a mad guy. Like me. But I'm not much of a LEGO creator as far as vehicules are concerned. I'm "specialized" in building towers with elevators, etc.

4/15/2007

The Baby Muppets + Seinfeld = The Seinfeld Babies

Again, I found something really silly on YouTube. I saw this Muppet Show scene when I was nine or so… At the time, I only knew Seinfeld from my parents, who were watching it every Saturday. Years passed by and I watched the nine series of Seinfeld as they broadcast them three years ago. And now, thanks to YouTube and the saint who posted this video, we can watch it as many times as we want!!



They're soo cute!

—The one who can go the longest without a diaper change wins the contest!
— I'm out!"

--> It refers to the 3rd-series episode The Contest in which Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are entering a contest in which they have not to… satisfy themselves… alone… Know what I mean. They didn't say the word in the episode, but this implicitness was so explicit that it was one of the funniest episodes ever — along with the Soup Nazi. In the real Seinfeld show, Kramer was the first to lose, shouting "I'm out!"

4/14/2007

Enlarge Your Knowledge Thanks to the Animaniacs!!!

When I was younger — and even if I watched several episodes two years ago — I watched this program, which was a kind of sequel to the beloved Tiny Toons. (More about them in a later post.) The Animaniacs were a frame for other cartoon sequences, but I absolutely don't know their original names (I have to look it up). There's the beginning tune:



In one episode, they decided to teach the viewers the world's geography — which is, to most Americans (and also to all fools in the world) something they've never heard about — in a didactic way. Check it out! And fasten your seatbells!



I wish we had Geography teachers like Yakko!!

Oh, and I see that they also did something about US Presidents…



"… and Gerald Ford fell down a lot"!!!

4/13/2007

Prison Bièsse

Parodies over Prison Break were predictable. But I admit that parodies in wallon de Liège was rather unexpected… For those of you who can't understand this peculiar dialect, well, try to learn it to understand the subtleties of it!





Kindergarten Cop

It's been a long time since I have showed you something about our favourite Governator. Usually, he deals with powerful moguls or deadly machines or some other leathal stuff, but here, his task was to take care of children…



This is a montage from Kindergarten Cop, also featuring Pamela Reed, in which Arnie plays a cop who's running an investigation on a drug dealer, so he has to go teaching to children aged 5 or 6 as an undercover cop in a kindergarden school (in Astoria, Oregon), because the dealer's kid is in that specific class… But those children are definitely monsters, that's why he gets angry…

PS. The film's French title is: Un flic à la maternelle.

4/12/2007

Academy Awards Ceremony Introduction

This is Billy Crystal's introductory video for the Academy Awards Ceremony of March 2004 — during which 11 Oscars were given to The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King.

There's been such an introduction, based on spoofing the most popular films of the previous year, since about 15 years.

Here, there are references to: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, Terminator, Master and Commander, Pirates of the Carrabean, The Legend of Seabiscuit, Mystic River, Back to Coldmountain, Monster, (that film with Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton), The Last Samurai. If you spot other references, just tell me.



It's a shame they don't broadcast it anymore on BeTV since two years. I was keen on getting up at 3 am to watch the show till 6 o'clock, and then going to school…

4/11/2007

The Mamushka!!!

If I had any skills for dancing, I would learn this dance!



We danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper. And now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you!

The Addams Family was originally a series which was made into a film at the beginning of the 90s, featuring Raul Julia, Angelica Houston, Christina Ricci (still a little girl at this time) and the talented Christopher Lloyd, whom I'll see tomorrow in Brussels, since he's a special guest for the BIFFF (Brussels International Fantastic Film Festival). If you want to join me, just send me a message. I like Christopher Lloyd a lot because he's one of the best actors I know; I saw him in many of my favourite movies, from Back to the Future (as Doc Brown) to Who Freaked Roger Rabbit (Judge Doom) to Dennis the Menace.

I'm definitely in love with the freaky, spoofy atmosphere of the film. And because you're friends, I'll show you another extract, but from the second Addams movie, The Addams Family Values, in which Fester is seduced by… a black widow, Debbie Jelinsky (Joan Cusack). The fragment is in French (that's quite rare to find one on YouTube); notice Fester/Fétide's dubbing voice, Pierre Hatet, great French actor. I love his performance.



— Est-ce qu'un d'entre vous m'a vraiment aimée ?
— Levez la main !


Note also that the baby's name is… Puberty

4/10/2007

The Most Miserable Death In The Cinema History…

You know I'm a really silly person, and (un?)fortunately, you can't do anything about it. Thus, being silly, I sometimes watch Batman movies. Ok, just two of them: those by Tim Burton, director of genius, with a real skill for photography and directing actors in a marvellous, dreamlike universe. (Yeah, the Gotham City of Batman is not quite what I call 'dreamlike', but still. You know what I mean if you watched Big Fish or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.)

I'm just saying that Batman and Batman Returns are worth it, and not Batman Forever and Batman & Robin, which were disappointing. Not due to the actors: Jim Carrey was perfect as the Riddler, Tommy Lee Jones convincing as Double Face and Arnold "Governator" Schwarzenegger ridiculing (in a good way) Dr. Freeze… Wait a minute. Only those three actors were good; changing Michael Keaton (the most credible Bruce Wayne ever) for Val Kilmer (pathethic) and then for George Clooney (why did he get involved with that crap?) was one of the worst decisions ever… No continuity. Talking pigs, it's the same for the director: Joel Schumacher (instead of the genius Tim Burton) used a terrible background for Gotham City to obtain something really awful from a script which could have been good if it hadn't been made into film this way…

Ok, enough criticism for today. My point was to introduce you to the Penguin [Danny DeVito], a character that appears in the second movie, Batman Returns. If you don't know anything about him, click on the link "Batman Returns" under "My Favourite Movies" to watch his birth. In the film, he tries to find who his parents were, why they trew him away in a sewer; then, helped by the mogul Max Shrek [Christopher Walken] (hey, I know this name…) he tries to be elected mayor; he fails (thanks to Batman) and finally attemps to destroy Gotham City, but Batman [Michael Keaton] fights against him, Penguin falls through a window into the penguins' lake in the Zoo. Meanwhile, Batman tries to prevent Catwoman [Michelle Pfeiffer] (with who, by the way, he fell in love with) from killing Shrek, but she eventually slay him by means of an electric generator… And there comes this extract:



This is definitely the most miserable death in the history of cinema. His last words were a request for a glass of ice water? What could be more pathetic? But I definitely love it!!! It's great! It's tragic! And Danny DeVito's interpretation is superb, as if he had become an actor just to play this role in particular…

Some remarks about the extract, now you've watched it.
– Penguin's dark green thing that flows out of his mouth is said to be blood by many, but I think it isn't because there's red blood in his head. What could thus be this dark green liquid?
– Batman doesn't have his batlike hood because he tear it off to show Catwoman/Selina Kyle that he's Bruce Wayne, the guy she dated.
– The carbonized bloke that Batman discovers under metal panels is Max Shrek. (Imagine that if the Romans had killed Jesus this way, we would hang a stick of burnt wood above the doors… Funny and silly, isn't it?)
– Penguin has got a collection of umbrellas with various uses: from pyrolancer to riffle, and from mini-helicopter to… basic umbrella. The one that he picks was meant to attract little kid's attention, in order to push them into a lagoon of toxic waste… ;-) My conclusion: Penguin is the most callous, inhumane disabled man in the world!
– Penguin's words are fantastic
– The penguins that push their boss into the water look really fake: they barely move!
– I like the last bubble, and the "gong" that accompanies it. By the way, the music was composed by Danny Elfman, with whom Tim Burton worked for every-but-one film.

I couldn't post this message without mentioning the French version. I compared the French to the original, and I was rather surprised to see that there were not so many meaning mistakes — whereas you can find tons of them in Star Wars. The dubbing actors they chose were also convincing, even though I must admit that Patrick Osmond could have changed his voice a little bit more when he speaks as Batman. (Anyway, no one noticed it.) But what I wanted to show you is Danny DeVito's "official" (or traditional, I should say) dubbing voice, Philippe Peythieu. This dubbing comedian is also the French voice of Homer Simpson, by the way.



Wonderful. Brillant.

4/09/2007

Happy Birthday, Mr Clarkson!!!

It's been more than five (!) days that I haven't post a video from Jeremy Clarkson. Oh dear! As it's his birthday today, I take profit of this occasion to show you what I consider as one of the most impressive cars ever: a Toyota pick-up. Watch all this till the end, and you'll be struck by awe.







Conclusion: this car is unkillable. Jeremy Clarkson's mania for killing car is defeated. At least, this car will be made into a monument…

The army should use those cars instead of tanks.

4/08/2007

Shitcom

Just an hour ago, I watched the second episode of the series Extras (season 2), starring Ricky Gervais, about a bad comedian (Andy McMillan) who tries not to drown with his crappy comedy show… In that episode (casting David Bowie as guest star), the critics are bad, they obliterate Andy McMillan. Even his agent is negative about it: "It's a shit sitcom. It's a shitcom!" Yeah! That portmanteau word is great! I love it! And the French subtitle-translation was brillant, too: "comerdie"… Lol.

I found this extract, with Ian McKellen (one of my favourite actors), in an episode which I haven't seen yet…

4/07/2007

Introduction and Conclusion of my "TFE"

Last year, we had to do a "travail de fin d'études" (TFE), which is, in my opinion, useful, but time-swallowing… We first had to choose a subject –History for me, my favourite, especially having M. Kuta as teacher – and a "question-problème". As I'm a Star Wars-freak, I opted for this: "Quelles sont les influences mythologiques et historiques dans Star Wars ?"

One heck of a question. But I worked on that topic, and I came up with a work of 29 pages. Here are the introduction and the conclusion, which are meant to be sufficient: according to M. Kuta, your TFE is great if you are able to sum it up in the intro and conclusion. Apparently, he liked it because I earned 74,5/80 for the whole, including the oral presentation with PowerPoint.

Ok, it's in French, but I didn't have the time to translate it.

Introduction

Des centaines de millions de spectateurs. Une saga tenant en haleine pendant 30 ans. Un engouement se vérifiant aux quatre coins de la planète… Sans nul doute, Star Wars est une réussite cinématographique sans égale, un phénomène jamais vu auparavant et dont l'ampleur restera dans les annales. Or, pour susciter une telle adhésion, presque une ferveur, il faut bien que « quelque chose » ait exercé une attraction irrésistible. S'agit-il des prouesses de la réalisation ? Pas vraiment : d'autres films aux effets spéciaux géniaux n'ont pas eu le même retentissement. Était-ce dû au scénario ? Non, car le découpage compliqué de celui-ci avait, à la longue, plus de chance de décourager qu'autre chose. La distribution des rôles a-t-elle été décisive ? Non également, parce que les acteurs étaient inconnus au départ… Quelle était donc la raison de ce succès planétaire ?
C'est George Lucas lui-même qui a livré la clé du mystère. Son histoire est construite sur des « archétypes fondamentaux ». Et d'expliquer : « J'ai d'abord essayé d'adapter certains grands principes de la mythologie à mon histoire. Comme cela ne fonctionnait pas, j'ai finalement décidé de laisser tomber et de me consacrer à la rédaction de l'histoire à part entière. Mais j'ai découvert, en me relisant, que tous les principes que j'avais essayé d'appliquer sans succès étaient présents. Je les avais tous utilisés inconsciemment. »
Un concentré de mythes, voilà donc le secret de cette saga. Et s'éclaire alors la raison pour laquelle ce qui n'est finalement qu'un feuilleton intergalactique a pu avoir un impact aussi universel : il puise dans les racines les plus profondes de l'humanité. Loin d'inventer de toutes pièces un hypothétique futur, l'histoire de Star Wars serait la mise en forme « lucasienne » de thèmes et de figures profondément ancrés dans la conscience humaine, des bases psychologiques présentes depuis des milliers d'années.
Toutefois, les mythes ne sont pas uniquement constitués de thèmes récurrents classiques. Ils s'inspirent du contexte spécifique dans lequel ils ont été créés. La saga Star Wars nous raconte l'histoire intemporelle d'un héros et la façon dont il accomplit sa destinée et combat les forces des ténèbres. Il s'agit d'un mythe qui date bel et bien de la fin du 20e siècle. Il est donc nécessaire de se pencher sur les autres histoires qu'on nous raconte ainsi que sur celle que l'Histoire elle-même était en train d'écrire au moment de la réalisation d'Un Nouvel espoir. Certains de ces éléments ont peut-être eu une influence sur George Lucas alors qu'il rédigeait les scénarios. D'autres, qui font simplement partie du contexte général dans lequel le récit est apparu, ont eu un impact sur les spectateurs, ce qui a conduit au succès de la saga.
La question-problème de ce travail de fin d'études est : « Quels éléments mythologiques et historiques ont influencé la création de la saga Star Wars et en ont fait un succès ? »
Ma tâche était donc de déterminer et de retrouver quels sont exactement ces mythes dont George Lucas a fait la synthèse, ces mythes qui ont fait que la saga Star Wars est elle-même devenue elle-même l'un des plus grands mythes de notre temps. J'ai également recherché des informations concernant les éléments historiques qui sont glissés un peu partout dans la saga. Ce travail présentera les références mythologiques, puis les allusions historiques.
Si j'aborde ce sujet, c'est parce que je suis passionné par Star Wars. Je suis un spectateur assidu de la saga : je la regarde en effet depuis mon plus jeune âge, et j'ai patiemment attendu la sortie de la première trilogie, et plus particulièrement l'Épisode III qui bouclait la boucle. J'ai pris beaucoup de plaisir à effectuer toutes ses recherches qui m'ont permis d'apprendre beaucoup sur les mythes et leur signification, mais aussi sur la façon par laquelle l'Histoire peut être utilisée pour délivrer un message universel.

(25 pages of text)

Conclusion

Pour conclure ce travail de fin d'études, il convient de rappeler la question-problème qui était posée : « Quels éléments mythologiques et historiques ont influencé la création de la saga Star Wars et en ont fait un succès ? »
Comme nous avons pu le constater au fil des développements, la saga Star Wars est chargée à la fois d'un grand nombre d'images mythiques, mais également d'un grand apport historique. En ce qui concerne le point de vue mythologique, il est évident que George Lucas a notamment utilisé ses connaissances d'anthropologie pour créer un récit qui rassemble des mythologies bien différentes. Nous avons ainsi vu qu'il s'était servi de la mythologie grecque, de l'idéologie judéo-chrétienne (peut-être est-ce dû au fait qu'il est issu d'une famille catholique), des légendes médiévales populaires ; il a mélangé tous ces éléments en y ajoutant le thème ô combien fondamental de la lutte entre le Bien et le Mal.
Notre recherche a également permis de surligner plusieurs grands emprunts à l'Histoire, et cela ressort par les thèmes du récit d'une part, et cela se voit dans l'aspect visuel (par les armes notamment). George Lucas emprunta à la République romaine, au Moyen Âge (et ce pour être en accord avec les légendes médiévales), aux deux guerres mondiales (avec une très grande influence de l'Allemagne nazie qui servit de modèle à l'Empire), mais aussi à la conquête spatiale. Il ne faut pas non plus négliger la période de crise des années 1970 qui eut une influence directe sur la rédaction du scénario du premier film, Un Nouvel espoir, parce que Lucas profita de la morosité ambiante pour rendre du courage aux spectateurs : même dans une galaxie lointaine soumise au joug d'un Empire totalitaire, il existe des gens qui se battent pour améliorer la situation.
La combinaison de ces deux grands thèmes – mythologie et histoire – a permis de donner à la saga de George Lucas le statut de mythe. En effet, en empruntant ces influences mythologiques et historiques dont nous venons de rappeler les grandes lignes, les deux trilogies forment un récit universel et intemporel qui cristallise l'éternelle lutte entre le Bien et le Mal, suggérant les moyens de se sortir victorieux d'un tel combat. Chaque trilogie fait vivre aux personnages principaux – Anakin dans la première, Luke dans la seconde – leur propre parcours du héros. Dans le même temps, l'histoire présente la montée en puissance insidieuse d'une dictature et les dangers que ce type de régime implique (par exemple pour la liberté des individus).
C'est ainsi que l'histoire qui n'était, au départ, qu'un concentré de mythes a atteint elle-même le rang de mythe, devenant ainsi un mythe moderne plus précisément, à l'instar de Faust ou encore Don Juan. Certes, il faudra encore un peu de temps avant que Star Wars s'impose dans l'inconscient collectif ou devienne une histoire amplifiée et déformée par la tradition, mais le fait que des milliers de fans de la saga la parodient, inventent des suites ou des adaptations, ou encore écrivent des ouvrages sur le sujet – pour ne citer que quelques exemples – prouve que l'amplification du mythe Star Wars est en cours. Sans compter toutes les allusions dans la littérature moderne ainsi que dans les films.
Avant de conclure, il me reste encore à ouvrir le sujet : George Lucas a été fort influencé par Joseph Campbell, mais n'a-t-il pas également puisé dans l'œuvre de J.R.R. Tolkien (l'auteur du Seigneur des Anneaux) ? La question mérite d'être posée, et peut-être qu'à l'avenir, un rhétoricien choisira de répondre à cette interrogation.
Les recherches effectuées pour la conception de ce travail de fin d'études m'ont permis de voir comment un récit inspiré de diverses mythologies est devenu lui-même un nouveau mythe porteur de sens. Il était également intéressant de se rendre compte de toutes ces images présentes dans l'inconscient collectif de tout un chacun et d'en trouver les raisons, les origines, tout comme leur signification cachée. Et c'est bien la fonction du mythe : véhiculer un message qui est valable quels que soient les lieux ou l'époque.

4/06/2007

Combover

I wonder why I haven't told you about combover up to now… Let's watch this, and you'll figure out what it is…



Yes, the subject was so interesting that a guy made a mockumentary about it. (If you wanna watch it, I own the tape.)

The horror is everywhere, in an astromomic number of variations:



And there are combovers even in The Simpsons!!!



At university, one of our professors has got a combover. He looks totally ridiculous, but we can't tell him. Maybe someday, in ten year's time, I'll write a letter to tell him he looks a pillock. Can you guess about who I'm talking?

4/05/2007

Wrongfully Accused

Wrongfully Accused is (also) one of my favourite movies because it's a parody film. I especially love those with Leslie Nielsen because they spoof many other films and they feature the typical kind of American humour whose I'm a great fan. Here's a scene of that movie, taking place towards the end.

4/04/2007

A First Picture From Greece

OK, this one doesn't look nice, but the other pictures I took that night weren't that much better… In fact, we took the plane round 3 o'clock in the afternoon, and 3 hours later, we landed in Athens. It was 6 o'clock, but we had to adapt to the local time, which was 7 o'clock. We got our luggage back, then we took a special bus to go to the centre of Athens, round 20 kilometers further.

When you get outside of the airport, you're stunned… by pollution. The air is warm and the toxic gas come to your nose, giving you a peculiar feeling. The bus couldn't get out of the parking lot, due to a problem with the automatic barriers… Right.

Afterwards, we installed in the hotel, rooms for three, perfect accomodation. Then we went for a short walk in Athens, and we walked up to a forum, just down the Acropolis — that's what you can see on the picture.

Of course, when we got back to our rooms at the hotel, we couldn't sleep and we played cards up to 1 o'clock, even if our teachers told us to go to sleep at midnight. But it was great fun to break the rules. It's a school trip, after all!

4/03/2007

A Last Picture of Belgium Before Going to Greece

We're already in April 2006! Our school gave to 54 students the opportunity to go to Greece as last year destination, and I obviously opted for it. We had to go to Brussels to get the plane, but before leaving Belgium, my parents, my brother and I went to the chip-shop Vandervaeren not far away from the Atomium. I thought I wouldn't get any fries in Greece. Wait and see. So we ate those marvelous chips (they're the best in Brussels, even better than on the Place Jourdan) before going to Brussels Airport. Meanwhile, I took a picture of our beloved monument.

4/02/2007

Another Crappy Car (Again)

I love this car's colour so much I wanna share this extract with you.



(Thanks Mr Clarkson for helping me lenghtening my blog.)

4/01/2007

Pic Pic et André

I told you yesterday about it, so now let's watch it! (Thanks again to YouTube users.)



I love the voices, especially since they have the Liège accent — which is, by far, the most hilarious.

Spiral Fool

Actually, I realized that this blog wasn't refering to the real world as much as I wanted. That's why I decided to share with you several events that attracted my eyes in the news.

Prime Minister of Belgium, Guy Verhofstadt, is worldwide known for wearing the most stupid glasses ever. On a talkshow broadcast in Wallonie, he said, to answer a watcher's remark, that he would change glasses only if 100,000 people demanded it on a petition. I've already signed it. What are you waiting for?! Let's get rid of this plastic piece of junk! (OK, I don't want Guy to wear the same look that 10 years ago - see picture on the right…)

Recently, I heard that Elio Di Rupo, president of the Walloon Socialist Party, wanted our drunk minister of Equipment Michel Daerden to go to the AA's… Warning! The AA's are not the Alcoholic Anonymous — which could have been an excellent place for Daerden to go to — but the Amis d'Adam, an association that promotes, among others, nudist campings. A considerable number of Dutch tourists are expected to come this summer in Wallonie in such nudist camps, and Michel Daerden's task is to find out if the parking facilities are sufficient. It is also said that M. Daerden plans to charge a tax on all foreign vehicules using these parking-lots to be; at least, M. Leterme can't do anything against it.

In early April 2005, pope John Paul II died. Two years later, a sister says she was healed from Alzheimer disease by thinking about John Paul strongly. According to the Roman Church, this is a miracle — which is pretty good for JPII's canonization procedure. I heard about some guy who claims having been saved by someone who got him out of the water because he was drowning. Does that make of that person a saint?

London is known for being the capital of the United Kingdom, but will be known also for being the model of a 3D video game called "Spiral Fool", designed for the brand-new PS3. We don't know a lot about it for the moment, but the gamers are impatient to play with it. Basically, it's about an evil scientist whose task is to get control of people's minds. The game's title is based on an anagram.

For next year, the government decided to raise new taxes on people – why not? They do whatever they like, and they get paid for it. The federal election being nigh, some of the ministers and parlementarians are under the threat of being expelled (which could be a good chatize for those who haven't done anything for 4 or 8 years) and thus, they quickly do something, like voting a law, in order to make a (last?) good impression. Among all those measures, let's highlight this tax on barbecues (because they're CO2-producers). The Pfaffs will be upset.

On 1st April 2007 a "vistrein" will travel between Ostend and Antwerp to promote Ostend's fish markets.

On Hollywood now. If you haven't heard about Michel Daerden's ethylic deeds, you're a caveman. (Ow, I have to tell you about that movie, Caveman, with Ringo Starr…) Well, he's so famous that the producers of the series Lost decided to ask him to play a role in the third series. Here's evidence of it:



Last but not least, don't forget it's Easter in one week's time, so don't get confused if you see big, pink rabbits on street or other animals carrying eggs.

Suddenly, I realize I haven't mentioned something crucial yet: Take the bait!.