A typical day in the life of Chuck Norris

Chuck likes being tracked by a chopper…



I wonder why the bad guys still try to beat the shit out of him, while it's as impossible as counting to infinity. (Except that Chuck did count to infinity. Twice.)

Wanna see something stupid? (Once more…)

Let me show you the stupidest fight scene ever, from a "movie" called Undefeatable (which, surprisingly enough, was not directed by Alan Smithee):



It's even more ridiculous than Jean-Claude Van Damme. vs. woman in penguin suit fight in Sudden Death…

Who Said That Penguins Were Friendly?

Our born-in-Belgium celebrity Jean-Claude Van Damme is good at starring in stupid movies. Here's an extract in which you can see one of the stupidest fights in the movie history…



Sound effects are terrible… Sooo childish.