Dummy prince

Please watch this account of an interview of prince Philippe that was broadcast on Koppen, a VRT één programme. We get a sharp analysis of Philip's (un)ability to become king of our country when King Albert II dies.

"Is de prins er klaar voor? Het antwoord is: "Ja". De koning moet gasten ontvangen en met zijn foto op koekendozen kunnen staan, en dàt is meer dan in orde. Als België blijft bestaan, zal Filip er koning van kunnen zijn, maar of hij echt zal wegen, dat moet nog blijken."

Donnie the Entertainer

Let's make fun of ex-US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld:



Here's evidence that Donnie's an expert in martial arts:



Today's Uncyclopedia featured article: Donald Rumsfeld as you could expect.

Idiots of the Year

Many people get awards for their performances in their disciplines and areas of expertise, but we often forget those idiots who do silly things and never get such things as a prize. Here are final contestants to the title of Idiot of the Year:









I like that grandma's face when she gets pulled…

Shame on Him! Terdecies: John Bolton

Last week I promised I would feature another VIP with a combover…

Let's ask this simple question:

Who's got one of the most ridiculous combovers in the world?

AYE!

The winner is indeed John Bolton. Let's read the beginning of his resumé on Wikipedia:

John Robert Bolton (born November 20, 1948), is an American diplomat in several Republican administrations, who served as the Permanent US Representative to the UN from August 2005 until December 2006, on a recess appointment. He resigned in December 2006, when his recess appointment would have ended.^[1][2]

Bolton is involved with a broad assortment of conservative think tanks and policy institutes, including the American Enterprise Institute (AEI), Jewish Institute for National Security Affairs (JINSA), Project for the New American Century (PNAC), Institute of East-West Dynamics, National Rifle Association, US Commission on International Religious Freedom, and the Council for National Policy (CNP).

Bolton was formerly involved with Committee for Peace and Security in the Gulf (CPSG), Council on Foreign Relations (CFR), Federalist Society, National Policy Forum, National Advisory Board, Manhattan Institute for Policy Research, New Atlantic Initiative, Project on Transitional Democracies, and U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID).

Two conclusions can be drawn:

1. He earns a lot of money;
2. It is said that he is a conservative. That must be the reason of sticking to such an old-fashioned hairstyle…

Let's see some other pieces of evidence:



I admit it is dense, so it's not as ugly as most"light" combovers that pretend to hide a bald(ing) skull. This one must be quite heavy – or kind of. It could be confused with a toupée, but we can see that his hair is stiched to his skull. It reminds me of Serge Kubla, who I was telling you about several months ago.

Public idiot

My mother sent me this video made by a supporter of the Royal Sporting Club Anderlecht… Interesting to see from a linguistic point of view…



What do you think of this? I think he can't even speak French… I don't even know what he's talking about! I hope it won't make bad publicity to Anderlecht…

Wait, I found another video by this guy… Apparently, he does speak French (OK, not a very good one):



Nondidjû! (…) On va vous massacrer !

Even the press (OK, La Meuse is not the best newspaper) heard about it.

It also reminds me of that video where François Duval tries to explain how he crashed his car… Idiot.