Mortal Kombat

The eternal struggle between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates continues:



"It's like baby music!"

"What's that?"
"It's an I-house."
"But there's no windows…"
"Exactly! [Diabolical laughter]"

"Prepare to meet your programmer!"

"Commodore 64?!"
"He's the number 1 selling computer of the 80s!"

"Bill, I'm sorry for making fun of nerds."
"That's OK, Steve. I'm sorry for being such a wiener…"


Today's Uncyclopedia featured articles: Bill Gates and Steve Jobs.