"You want to see my Dick?"
"Ah yeah, sure…"
"Here."
"Yeah, that's tiny also!"
"Yeah, I was born like that!"
--> Genius
(This sketch comes from the Harry and Paul show.)

On Windows Vista you can sometimes see crazy notifications pop up…
“At least I don't have to press the "START" Button to SHUT MY COMPUTER DOWN any more. That didn't make any sense.”~ Oscar Wilde on Vista
“You do know that this is still called the "START" button, right?”
~ Me on Oscar Wilde's quote
I prefer Rutte 98, if you want my opinion…