"I need to go to the toilet!" (Andy Pipkin, Little Britain)

Going to the toilet isn't a nightmare anymore for women who are afraid of germs on the seat:



It was unavoidable that I show you, after the world's cleanest toilet, the world's most disgusting "toilet":



"Ants, beetles, mosquitos, fleas, spiders… Oh! Several congrate! (…) A toad! (…) And we've got toilet paper!" / "That's a shit box!"

Yet, there's hope: the Viper, the state of the art in the domain of flushing huge piles of [INSERT WORD HERE]:



For those of you who think they waste a lot of clean water when flushing, the following video will prove that you're wrong: it is possible to waste more. Check this out

A comment on YouTube:

"That's not a toilet that's a washing machine" --> So true!



Today's Uncyclopedia featured article: the toilet (and the Pee Review, as a bonus)

This blog entry's title refers to the following sketch from Little Britain:



There's another one involving the bathroom:

S.N.O.T.

What happens if you search for "snot" in YouTube? (I know it's a silly idea, but that's how I am.) Well, you find lots of things like these three videos:



This politician's named John Edwards. I think that many people will not vote for him due to this video…

In the next one, we find out that germs can actually affect the pope (yet I thought he was in the grace of God…):



He says in Polish:

"It will proceed in city of grace (atchoo) (applauses)
As it happens, and ecumenical meaning can have sneeze." (translation by a YouTuber)

And the last one is so outrageous that I'm just gonna link it… (Mr Romero and Martin, is this really outrageous???)