Blend it like Norris

Even a action figure Chuck Norris can beat the shit out of a bunch of bad guys — if and only if they get to fight in a blender…



Chuck Norris truly can't die.

And that crazy scientist was really out of his mind: he did blend an iPhone 3G!



That really is disgusting and outrageous!

"I wan' it!!!" (Andy Pipkin, Little Britain)

When I first saw what the iPhone looked like, I was struck! It looked awesome! Since I've been using the same mobile phone for nearly four years, I think I'll buy one like that at the end of the year, when it's released in Europe. Meanwhile, I can (and you too) can appreciate this flavourful mobile phone/iPod/GPS/internet-linked device by watching this:



I admit I feared that such a screen would quickly be scratched (I take care of my video iPod, but there's a lot of scratches on everywhere!), but Apple apparently hired scientists to sort it out, as you can see:



I was scared when this man dropped his $600 iPhone, but it held up well…

I definitely want one like that!