12/23/2007

Shame on Him! Terdecies: John Bolton

Last week I promised I would feature another VIP with a combover…

Let's ask this simple question:

Who's got one of the most ridiculous combovers in the world?


AYE!

The winner is indeed John Bolton. Let's read the beginning of his resumé on Wikipedia:

John Robert Bolton (born November 20, 1948), is an American diplomat in several Republican administrations, who served as the Permanent US Representative to the UN from August 2005 until December 2006, on a recess appointment. He resigned in December 2006, when his recess appointment would have ended.[1][2]

Bolton is involved with a broad assortment of conservative think tanks and policy institutes, including the American Enterprise Institute (AEI), Jewish Institute for National Security Affairs (JINSA), Project for the New American Century (PNAC), Institute of East-West Dynamics, National Rifle Association, US Commission on International Religious Freedom, and the Council for National Policy (CNP).

Bolton was formerly involved with Committee for Peace and Security in the Gulf (CPSG), Council on Foreign Relations (CFR), Federalist Society, National Policy Forum, National Advisory Board, Manhattan Institute for Policy Research, New Atlantic Initiative, Project on Transitional Democracies, and U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID).

Two conclusions can be drawn:
  1. He earns a lot of money;
  2. It is said that he is a conservative. That must be the reason of sticking to such an old-fashioned hairstyle…
Let's see some other pieces of evidence:



I admit it is dense, so it's not as ugly as most"light" combovers that pretend to hide a bald(ing) skull. This one must be quite heavy – or kind of. It could be confused with a toupée, but we can see that his hair is stiched to his skull. It reminds me of Serge Kubla, who I was telling you about several months ago.

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