How to fool telemarketers

I'm pretty sure you've already been called by a telemarketer. My favourite way of answering the guy/girl is presented by the well-known comedian Jerry Seinfeld:

"I can't talk right now, why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later?"
"Erm… Well, I'm sorry, we're not allowed to do that…"
"Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home."
"No."
"Well now you know how I feel."

Brilliant lines. Seinfeld came up with something else that's quite worth it, too:



Here's another way to piss off a telemarketer: just answer with one single word.



This video must be the greatest prank call ever: