Chuck Norris facts

Are you familiar with an Internet phenomenon called "Chuck Norris Facts"? After watching this video with the actor himself, you'll know what I'm talking about.



Here are some more Chuck Norris facts that I found in the video description:

"Children go to bed in Superman pajamas, while Superman goes to bed in Chuck Norris pajamas."

"When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris."

"Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land."

"Chuck norris doesn't need a watch he just decides what time it is."

"Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares at the book and the book gives him information."

"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."

"When Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back, it was just called the Islands."

"Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse."

"There is no such thing as evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live."

"Chuck Norris is able to divide by zero."

"Chuck Norris counted to infinity ... Twice."

"Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

"Chuck Norris has the best poker face. He won the 1983 World Poker Tournament, using a hand containing a ticket stub, Monopoly money, a 2 of Clubs, a 5 of Hearts, and a Green #4 card from Uno."

"Chuck Norris leaves messages BEFORE the beep."

"Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it."

"When you search Chuck Norris on Google and spell his name wrong, it doesn't say 'did you mean Chuck Norris', it says 'Run while you have the chance.'"

"Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds."

"When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy."

"Chuck Norris died 2 years ago but death fears to say it to him"

"Chuck Norris's calendar jumps from March 31st to April 2nd....because nobody fools chuck Norris"

"Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo"

"Chuck Norris can beat rock with scissors."

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