If you don't know yet where you're gonna go on holiday next summer…

… well, then, I've found something that might interest you and help you decide the destination of your next holiday. Enjoy the Kazakh National Anthem!

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

Of course, if you're not dumb (and I can reasonably assume that you aren't) you should have understood that this was a mere parody from the end of the terrific Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan with Sacha Baron Cohen (more about him in a future post, if I don't forget to do so). Well, in fact, it isn't even a parody, but a real fake anthem. Here's the really real national anthem of Kazakhstan, glorious country:



But still, would you go there?